Lets pass the hat and send Delay a case of Soaps on a Rope.

[maveric]

He'll be needing them where he's going.
Its only fair. Roses for Helen and Soap on a Rope for The Hammer.

[wicket]

1. Soap on the Rope for the Dope

I love it! :D

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[AndyA]

3. I think a box of condoms (small size) would be more offensive to him.

And it would get the point across. Soap on a rope would just go in the box in the closet of things to be re-gifted.

[mzteris]

8. finger cots...... n/t

[warrens]

4. It would be more fun...

To make up a product. Like, say, Anal-EZE for fast pain relief after the Crips catch you in the shower alone. Make up a bunch of fake labels, paste them on some tubes of cheap vaseline, and mail em off once a day.

[maveric]

7. "Bubba Lube"? or "Boy Butter"?

[AngryAmish]

11. hahaha - rape is so funny

It is one of my favorite subjects to joke about!

[Swamp Rat]

5. Don't worry, DeLay has plenty of K-Y Jelly coming his way.

I bet he has already ordered cases loads of it and is looking forward to a life of sodomy. :)

[Kurovski]

6. How about wrapping them in a print-out on how to make prison tattoos?

I just want to be helpful, I just want to reach around the aisle.
Er, I mean...ACROSS the aisle.

[Ganja Ninja]

9. I'd much rather he bend over when he drops the soap. n/t

[boobooday]

10. Do they make them in the shape of cockroaches? n/t

[proud patriot]

12. I'm locking this

Jokes about rape are in violation of Democratic
Underground rules . Even if about Delay a low
life evil bastard .

proud patriot Moderator
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