George W. Bush is a terrorist...(Jokes; some get a little foul<-Joke)

[originalpckelly]

It scares the hell out of me to see how stupid he is.

President Bush is now bi-lingual. He speaks both non-sense and politician. He's still working on his English.

I can't understand why so many Republicans are upset about illegal immigrants not knowing English, when our Republican President can't speak English either.

Tom Delay is such an upstanding citizen, he has so much integrity, he is the perfect person to accuse another of breaking the law. I think he is also the perfect person to call for a swift ethics committee investigation into Rep. McKinney.

This just in, bomb squads and luggage companies are working together in a conspiracy to increase the number of bag sales.

President Bush began singing "And I ran, I ran so far away" at a press conference discussing the tensions between the world and Iran over it's nuclear enrichment program. This gives insight as to why Vice President Cheney was out hunting quails, he was preparing to hunt a Flock of Seagulls.

[reichstag911]

1. Another take on "I ran..."

My Grand Unified Theory on why Bush wants to go after Iran:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/reichstag911/1