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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:04 AM
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Cheech and Chong discuss immigration bill...
Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 11:05 AM by kentuck
Cheech: Hey man, how long you been in thees country?

Chong: Man, I've been here ever since I remember but I don't remember much....

Cheech: They want you to pay all your back taxes and take some Engleesh lessons man..

Chong: I hear they want us to turn ourselves in to some port authorities man...

Cheech: Yeah man...let's put our coat on and rush right down there...

Chong: Yeah man...let's burn a number first...
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:13 AM
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1. Cheech: I think we've been here a week
Chong: or a day

(confused looks)

INS Officer: So what is it.. a week or a day?

Cheech: uh... a weekday, man!

:)
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:14 AM
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2. I can see it..
:)
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:15 AM
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3. He was "Born in East L.A."
And couldn't even speak spanish when he got deported.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:19 AM
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4. the scenes when he was teaching the Mexicans
how to act Chicano were priceless!
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 11:26 AM
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5. And they got through the border and he didn't
:rofl:
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