Color Coded Presidential Alert System leaked by White House aid

[Atman]

WASHINGTON - Despite retiring the much-maligned Homeland Security color coded alert system several months ago, a White House insider has revealed that a similar system still exists within the White House. The system was designed to keep President Bush aware of the current political climate after it was determined the Presidential Daily Briefing often carried too many big words for the Commander In Chief to understand.

The new color coded Political Capital Alert System is revealed here for the first time...

[lisby]

1. LOL

Have we now hit the Channel Nixon level with yesterday's revelations?

:D

Lisby

[boobooday]

2. Beautimous Maximus!

:rofl:

[MADem]

3. That's a hoot, I especially relate to YELLOW!!!

And given that NO ONE will take "that fucking FEMA JOB" it is worth noting that they've finally given up, and given the job to the ACTING DIRECTOR...the guy who brought us DUCT TAPE and PLASTIC SHEETING!!!!

Stocked up on tuna and powdered milk under the bed yet?????

[Atman]

4. Kick, for Chimpy's morning speechification

:kick:

[malaise]

5. ROTFL

I think it's that mustard color right now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[liberal N proud]

6. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[Beelzebud]

7. LOL