Breaking: Tom Delay, draped in only freedom, streaks the Washington Mall..

[politicaholic]

Night-Rider (aka Hal)
Washington, DC -
"Free at last, free at last, thank God I'm free at last!" -Tom Delay, 2006-**

Tom Delay, freshly out of resigning, was seen running naked across a cold Washington Mall today. Spectators suggested that it was either the inspiration of the cherry blossoms being fully a-bloom or maybe a latent insanity hidden deeply in his psyche all of these years finally unleashed that drove him to the nude tirade.

Witnesses of the scene used terms such as "life altering-ly disturbing" and "hangin' two...snicker" to describe the apparently horrific, pale, and un-sexy display of freedom.

The Mall security quickly defused the situation by wrapping him in a commemorative Constitution replica blanket from the gift shop and whisking him away to 'K' street to spend some time in The Money Room. "Many republican senators and congress people like to use The Money Room to reflect, meditate, and of course roll around naked. We thought that it would be the best thing for him. He's just been under a little stress lately." said Sergeant Nickolas of Capitol Security Inc.

His PR staff attributed the outburst to, "Liberal pressure and scheming by his enemies on the left side of the isle."



**some other guy also said it sometime in the olden days...Marty something.

[etherealtruth]

1. When I quit vomiting I'll try to respond eom

[lisby]

2. "Hangin' two...snicker"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lisby

[Bridget Burke]

3. Get out the brain bleach!

Or perhaps a couple of margaritas will help expunge that dreadful image.

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. Presumably satire

But dang it all, it is sooooo difficult to tell with that crowd nowadays. :rofl:

[kay1864]

5. Where's Ashcroft and his blue drapes when you need him most??