Shit... The tornado hit and thank god for wireless...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

It seems as if I am somewhere over the SouthEastern corner of Arkansas and my fellow travelers are a diverse bunch.

there are several friends of Larry the cable guy and a few older women on bicycles with cairn terriers in a basket on the handlebars.

Osama just blew by reading a copy of Atlas Shrugged and Don Rumsfeld seems to be doing a Lewis Carrol Cheshire Cat replete with a Hookah.

Judge Roy Moore floated by fifteen minutes ago followed by a hoard of small red devils and I think I saw Tom Delay whiz by being chased by a guy in a fedora and trenchcoat.

Other than that, everything's cool here!

:toast:

[BrklynLiberal]

1. It is amazing that you can still have such a great sense of humor.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Actually, the threat has lessened significantly.

I am relieved.

:toast:

[Blue_In_AK]

2. I didn't realize you were in tornado territory.

Take care of yourself.

[Jane Austin]

4. Where are you, Tom?

In Arkansas? Alabama? Louisiana? Tennessee?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. North Alabama...

A lot of threats but not much damage reported that my ears have heard.

[silverojo]

6. I hope you all remain safe

I'm originally from tornado alley, so I've seen firsthand the damage they can do. Best wishes to ya!

[Jane Austin]

9. Glad you are OK.

Has the weather passed, or will it be a dark and stormy night?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. Is that you, Mr. Lytton?

[Jane Austin]

15. Oh, my, no.

No one will ever credit my pen with being mightier than any sword!

It's just li'l ol' me, out here with the great unwashed, working dawn 'til dusk in pursuit of the almighty dollar.

:)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. Ooooh. Your avatar looks like my baby!

[Jane Austin]

17. Bet I know your breeder. :)

n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Naw, I'm divorced.

(LOL... Sorry, I couldn't help it!)

[Jane Austin]

19. Oh, what a pretty Lab baby!

n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

20. Much larger now, that was from 10 months ago.

She's stiss as sweet or even sweeter!

[Jane Austin]

21. How did the storms treat you last night?

It sounds like it was devastating north of you.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

22. Bypassed me to the North.

My heart goes out to my neighbors in TN.

[TomInTib]

7. There's no place like home...there's no place like home...

Auntie Em, the last five and a half years were just a dream, weren't they...? And Rummy was the Tin Man (no heart), and Powell was the Lion (no courage) and the Scarecrow - oh this is so effing freaky (Georgie-boy) had no brain...and Osama is the WWW and all of the flying monkeys... and Cheney is the puny Wizard behind the curtain.

Ooooooohhhhh, what a nasty bump on my poor little head. Thank God it was just a dream.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. LOL!!! Tom, I'm kicking myself for not coming up with that!

Funny and succinct!

[lyonn]

12. This would make a great campaign skit for tv commercial!

[northofdenali]

11. Can I have some of what you're smoking?

:rofl: No Toto?

Glad you're okay, Tom - :hug:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. Hmmmmm. I need to tap the stash now that you mention it!

LOL!!! Toto was a Cairn terrier!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Thanks for the reminder! I forgot I even had that shit!

:evilgrin:

[in_cog_ni_to]

23. I'm so happy you're OK!

:hug: Tornadoes scare the hell out of me. :scared:

Be safe!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

24. It's still a little ugly out here, but I think the worst is past.