"JAIL TO THE CHIEF!"

[radwriter0555]

That oughta be THE bumper sticker raging across the USA.

[dogday]

1. how about Hell to the Chief

and by hell, I wished he would do us all a favor and go now, do not collect 200 dollars, just go there...

[C_U_L8R]

2. Absolutely !

I just looked up the REAL words to the song and they made me shudder:

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

Oh I'm gonna yack.

JAIL TO THE CHIEF !!!!!!

[radwriter0555]

5. Jail to the Chief, a simple re-write....

Jail to the Chief that was chosen for the nation,
Jail to the Chief! He screws us, one and all.
Jail to the Chief, as we uncover his corruption
In extreme humiliation of vote rigging and treason!
Yours is the aim to make this grand country founder,
This you have done, that's our strong, firm belief.
Jail to the one appointed as commander,
Jail to the President! Jail to the Chief!

With a few, modest edits of course.

[LZelig]

3. Perfect!

[Libby2]

4. I love it !!

It's perfect.

[Swamp Rat]

6. Leaker-In-Chief

:D

[mdmc]

7. well crafted radwriter

peace and low stress!

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Haven't heard that since 1974

!!

[Sydnie]

9. Hail to the Chief (2001)

The election of George W. Bush made us realize that Dan Quayle was a man way ahead of his time. Based entirely on W’s speeches.

I was born in West Texas, pretty near California
Far away from Dad’s home in DC
When I’m talkin’ ‘bout myself and
They’re talking ‘bout myself
All of us are talkin’ about me
Now some may retort to personal attacks
Take the high horse then claim the low road
But I’m not revengeful person
I’ll simply respond with this ode

When I delivered the State of the Budget Address
I offered a question or two
How can a man still put food on his family
Will the tollbooth to the middleclass become more few?
It’s time to make the pie higher
This idea’s sure to resignate
This is no time to be subliminable
It’s a time to unificate

If there’s more trade, there’s more commerce
And we’ll bring this solution to an end
Even if your business is Hispanically owned
If you speak French or Mexican
We’re working for a hopefuller country
No longer vulcanized
Where humans and fish can coexist
And each act civilized

I think we agree, the past is over
Still we’re held hostile everywhere
Today we’re not so sure who “they” are
But still, we know that they’re there
No longer inoculated from what is coming
With a foreign-handed foreign policy
Keep good relations w/ Kosovoans and Grecians
And resist emotionality


We know reading is the basics of learning
And learning…well…I forget the rest
But teach a child to read and he or her
Will sure pass a literacy test
So I ask you, “Is our children learning?”
Will we tolerate failed subsidation
Or will this be where wings finally take dream
Not a cufflink of federalization

So if you’re tired of the politics of polls and of principles
It’s time that you join this campaign
We’re looking for women who while serving our country
Never the house will they stain
Where our priorities is our faith
Where a troop can house his family
We’ll find power to power the power of the power plants
No, you’d best not misunderestimates me

Sung:
With every word and every breath
Our language dies a slow, sad death
Hail to the Chief, let’s give him hail
Part Yogi Berra
Part Dan Quayle

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Some good lyrics at this guys site! http://www.folkmusic.com/f_mp3.htm

[LuCifer]

10. Jail to ALL repukes!

Sorry to sound militant, but for ANYONE to still support the "right" wing, they damn well need to be jailed.

[radwriter0555]

11. They did that with nazis, right?

The freaks who still supported hitler?