I think it is hilarious that the quaint British phrase for graduating Sandhurst is to "pass out."
Jenna has a tendency to "pass out" as well, doesn't she?
http://azazel.smugmug.com/gallery/470814/1/38072871/OriginalAccording to this website:
this extremely suppressed picture of what looks like Jenna Bush, George W. Bush's daughter, in her bikini, passed out drunk on a picnic table without a top on.
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or according to this blog:
http://www.pauldavidson.net/2004/11/12/words-for-your-enjoyment-jenna-bush/I happened to be in Dallas with some friends for a bachelor party for one of my good friends and we found ourselves at a local watering hole (name withheld). I was in charge of the tequila shots and so I went up to the bar to order another round. While I was waiting there,
I noticed a girl half-passed out on the bar stool. I didn’t know it then, but it was Jenna Bush.Jenna Bush: Trees are pretty.
Me: Yes. Yes, they sure are.
Jenna Bush: My daddy owns lots and lots of trees. He can do whatever he wants with those trees. He could even come to your house and chop down all your trees and use them for firewood to keep us all warm on cold winter nights and you’d never be able to do anything about it.
Me: That’s wonderful.
Then, the bartender took my order and I waited for him to pour the shots. Little blabbermouth on my left was still babbling away.
Jenna Bush: How many tequila shots are you getting?
Me: Twelve.
Jenna Bush: That’s nothing.
Me: Yeah, well that’s how many I need.
Jenna Bush: I usually need fifteen to get me all warm inside but then sometimes I get too warm and need to take off my jacket but then as soon as I do I’m cold again and the choice I have to make is do I drink a few more shots or do I put my jacket back on… You know?
Me: Yeah, totally.
Jenna Bush: So, what brings to you Texas?
Me: Bachelor party, actually.
Jenna Bush: Ooooooooooooooh.
Me: What, Ooooooh?
Jenna Bush: Just, ooooooh.
Me: What does that mean, exactly?
Jenna Bush: I’ll tell you but I have to whisper it into your ear.
So I lean in. She leans in. And then, she burps. Loudly. I pull back, annoyed as she starts laughing hysterically.
Jenna Bush: You are so stupid! No one ever falls for the secret burp thingie!
Me: Uh huh.