The Dog Ate My Conscience - and other Bush excuses for Plame

[Neil Lisst]

I thought it might be fun for us to imagine in the TOPIC line the excuses Team Bush is reviewing and considering at Camp David this weekend.

You can imagine them in their "real" war room - the one where they make up the shit they think they can sell, and run it up the flag pole to see who salutes it.

So add yours - in the TOPIC line for easy reading - what silly line of bull will we hear from Team Bush to explain how Bush managed to become Nixon?

Everyone has an idea. Let's hear YOURS this Saturday!!

[BOSSHOG]

1. Liberals would not accept the fact that I can declassify material

so we had to keep it undercover and pretend that it was really a bad thing. After all liberals control everything in America today, especially the government. A line no doubt swallowed hook, line and sinker by his religiously insane base.

[unblock]

2. "if you don't support nixon, you must be a communist."

wouldn't be the first time that line's been tried....

[Neil Lisst]

9. I remember people yelling "communist" at McGovern when he

spoke.

I remember losing my shit one time and yelling at a guy that said it "he was a fucking pilot in WWII, you moron!!"

[European Socialist]

3. Bush and Barry Bonds--How many times can the dog eat your homework?

[Neil Lisst]

4. But Saddam gassed his own people! He gassed his own people.

[Neil Lisst]

5. "When 9/11 happened, I swore I'd protect America,

even if that means outing a CIA spy and covering it, while acting like I wanted to find out who did it."

[DaveJ]

6. It's boring using covert intelligence. War is much more fun and profitable

[Neil Lisst]

7. "Oh hell, yall, I've been drunk and high for 3 years! I don't remember!"

[atommom]

8. When you question my right to be above the law, you embolden

our enemies. Al Qaida is planning a new strike at this very moment!

[Neil Lisst]

10. "I did it to throw Al Qaeda off, so ixnay on the estionsquay!"

[DaveJ]

11. "All great leaders lie."

"That's why you're there and I'm here. Hehe. Hehehe."