TOON: Bush vs my cat

[Glenda]

[Mz Pip]

1. The cat could do a better job n/t

[Warpy]

2. Dunno, my cat sleeps on my feet

and keeps them warm at night. Stupid makes it so I need a cat to keep me warm at night by his insane fiscal policies that continue to impoverish me.

My cat encourages field mice and other vermin to live elsewhere. Stupid makes certain I don't have enough money to repair all the holes where vermin gain access to my house.

My cat keeps me company, accepts me for who I am, never criticises (although he does glare at me when the dish is empty), and occasionally demonstrates real affection by nuzzling and purring. Stupid is a towel snapping bully of a frat boy.

I'd say my cat is vastly superior to Stupid in most ways that count.

[alfredo]

3. At least the cat catches mice.

[Dr. Jones]

4. Cute!

Thanks!
:rofl:

[Brigid]

5. Cat Lover Here

Please refrain from insulting cats. ;)

[liberaltrucker]

6. Both are pussies

But my bet is the felis domestecus would make the better prez.
At least the the cat has some grasp of reality.

[RoyGBiv]

7. Bush vs MY Cat

Not a cartoon, but ...

Bush: Extremely limited vocabulary
Cat : Is capable of communicating clearly without using words.

Bush: Chokes on pretzels, foreign policy
Cat : Learns after choking on the electrical chord that it's idiotic to mess with it

Bush: Lazy, often on vacation
Cat : Efficient.

Bush: Attacks preemptively, never apologizes
Cat : Attacks preemptively, knows the difference between playing soldier and being one.

Bush: Makes whole country pay for giant illegal war messes
Cat : Makes messes that can be cleaned up with about $10/month worth of litter and paper towels.

Bush: Obnoxious asshole
Cat : Cuddly furball

George W. Bush: My cat could kick his ass.

[oasis]

8. Dandy 'toon.