Bush Kidnapped (good joke)

[u2spirit]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon"

[bigwillq]

1. I like it!

:rofl:

[AX10]

2. rofl

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

3. Here. Take this box of wooden kitchen matches.

:evilgrin:

[Mythsaje]

4. That's a good one!

I passed it along to my wife and it got an audible snort. That's more than most jokes get, so it's a winner.

[WmDavid52]

5. Hee Hee

Good one!:smoke:

[newyawker99]

8. Hi WmDavid52!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[karlrschneider]

6. LOL

I wuv it. :D

[mom cat]

7. Do they need any matches?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. I like it

LOL, welcome to DU

on edit: I have a riddle for you: How many terrorists does it take to completely destroy the American way of life?