The most ghoulish thing I've ever seen... (*pics*, NO blood and guts!)

[ReverendDeuce]

(forgive the typos, I've had a few...)

The Brintney Spears statue has captivated the minds of... dozens of perverts the world over!

For those that don't know, there is a statue portraying a very pregnant Britney Spears (the pop singer) bent over a bear-skin rug, ass presented skywards, ready to pop out a baby at any second. I am sure that millions of women deliver babies in this position every hour, but actually seeing Britney, the celebrity, the icon, the protected harlot darling of the recording industry, clad in nothing but birthday suit with her ass thrusting towards the heavens as if waiting for divine penetration... It's truly a thing of pure something. It's also an icon of surreal right-wingedness as the statue is the brainchild of the far right anti-choice crowd.

The statue got much attention a couple of weeks back when photos such as this surfaced:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/30/britney_wideweb__470x294,0.jpg

Of course, all the freaks and fiends were curious: what is on the backside of Mt. St. Ass? Well, some intrepid photographers at Fark posted the picture that everbody has wanted to see. Behold, that pristine Matterhorn of a stone buttocks from the rear... Now you too can take a gander at that grand mystery, the female genitalia during child birth! Not only that, but you will get this terrific image through the jaded eys of a a fixated juvenile (aka: Any Male in the Republican Party)...



If this doesn't totally weird you out, I don't know what will. This is, point blank, the most bizarre and strange use of masonry I've ever seen. Not only that, but this is a perfect example of the illusory concept of child birth that those on the right accept as the norm. The baby is about to burst forth followed by a gentle, graceful arc of afterbirth that will certainly paint a divine image of the Lord Jesus on the faux bearskin run on which the likeness of Ms. Spears is presenting herself.

I am sorry, but this is the damndest thing I've ever seen...

If you want to learn more about this fucking weird ass thing (no pun intended), check out this link:

http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm

God damn this is WEIRD!

[oasis]

1. It's beyond weird that this particular piece of art gets any media play.

[DesEtoiles]

2. the floor was covered with blood when I gave birth - that's how it is

What's this freak thinking?

[stepnw1f]

3. Mixing Sex with birth

very strange juxtaposition of the two. Very uncomfortable to look at birth that way.... very strange.

[beam me up scottie]

4. Um, didn't she have a c-section?

:banghead:

[Tess49]

6. Yep, she did. An elective one. She was afraid to actually

experience childbirth.

[beam me up scottie]

8. Ah, yes, what a great example of the sacrifices of motherhood.

More proof that the anti-choicers are idiots.

[hlthe2b]

5. re:

re: "I am sure that millions of women deliver babies
Oh, really? :shrug:

[NYC]

7. Her leg is broken.

No?

[wtmusic]

9. Now that this idiot has had his 15 minutes of fame

can we move along?

[TimeChaser]

10. I've heard that it's intentional irony

:shrug:

[rocktivity]

11. Of course it's intentional irony

Only a masochistic child neglecter would give birth in that position!

:headbang:
rocknation

[TlalocW]

12. Tom Cruise has seen it and is pissed

That's a Scientologist birthing position - one in which you're supposed to remain calm and placid. Now that Britney's statue has stolen his and Katie Holme's thunder, they'll have to move up to the more advanced Scientology birthing position: swinging on a trapeze.

TlalocW

[Frank Cannon]

13. I still think that statue is a parody

And a very subtle, effective parody at that. There is no way that the guy who made this statue isn't having a little fun with us.