Where's the Sunday funnies? Where are the CAPTIONS????

[skip fox]

Scott is saying: " . . . As I said, Helen, 'anything' means 'anything.' I am not at liberty to discuss anything which is under investigation, or may become an issue under investigation, or one in the past which might be re-investigated, or something that doesn't exist yet but when it DOES exist might be considered worthy of investigation, or even anything we can't think of right now but which possibly could become an issue requiring investigation, or . . . (blah, blah, blah). . . 'Anything' means 'anything.'"

[Dunvegan]

1. "No, I can't move for the camera. I have to keep my "MoonPie" head...

...exactly where it is because one of you press corp jokers grafitted "The Shite House" on the sign behind me."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "My giant head absorbs my boss' incompetence."

[peekaloo]

3. Pop N Fresh proved to be a failure as WH Press Sekitary..

Instead of giggling infectiously every time he was prodded by the press corp he merely spewed the same shit over and over.

[skip fox]

4. Scott is "commenting": "If I had anything I was sure I could say, well

then, sure, I would say it. Or if I knew I could say something and it came up, I'd say it for certain, at least if I didn't forget. Or of course I'd say anything that I confirmed I could say it, or if I was certain, and the president made it clear I was sure, . . . otherwise,. . . well, you get my meaning. Next question."

[Lefty48197]

5. Scotty sure has the press eating out of his hands these days

doesn't he?

[skip fox]

6. Scott is saying, "Look, Bill, that was all in the past, right? And the

president is thinking to the future. Now we got to deal with it. So regardless how it happened, we just got to move on. The president is forward looking. I've told you the same thing in regard to all those other issues. Why can't you listen? Time and time again. It's not a blame game. It's about the future. . . . Next question."

[skip fox]

7. Scott continues, ": . . and no, we don't have a pattern of failures and

corruptions. It's my understanding that to see a true pattern you have to have over a thousand instances, and we're nowhere close. . . . Next."

[skip fox]

8. Scott is saying, " . . . and it's easy second and third guessing, being

a Monday morning quarterback, but when you're doing first hand guessing, like the president . . . well, you can have a little string of bad luck . . . even for a couple years . . . But the odds are with us . . . The president is due to make a good call any month now. . . "