Political Riddle: Why Do Republicans Wear Neckties ???

[WillyT]

To keep their foreskins from creeping back over their heads.



:evilgrin:

Feel free to add YOUR favorite example!

:hi:

[brainshrub]

1. heh

funny.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. ROTFLMAO!

[Neil Lisst]

3. I'll register an objection on behalf of the late Paul Simon, Sen of Ill.

And who can forget the parody of him Al Franken did on SNL.

"Is it the bow tie?!"

Paul was a former rep who won the senate race in '84.

His old AA was a guy named Floyd Fithian. Funny how you remember things like that. I have a diary from Colonial times that is from a Fithian, and it's one of Floyd's long ago relatives. Small world, eh?

[WillyT]

4. But Simon Was A Democrat, I'm Talking Republicans Here...

And... I admired Senator Simon!



I asked why REPUBLICANS wear neckties, LOL!!!

:shrug::hi::shrug:

[Neil Lisst]

5. I know, I was just remembering a good guy Dem

[petronius]

6. Perhaps the dominatrix charges less if they bring their own leash?

:shrug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. ROFL WillyT

Consider this one stolen!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WillyT]

9. Salmon... It's All Yours Baby !!!

:rofl::hug::rofl:

[drm604]

8. I think most people who wear neckties,

like myself, do it because it's a job requirement (believe me, I wouldn't voluntarily wear the damned things). It has nothing to do with party affiliation. Now bowties... that's another issue.

[Nickster]

10. OMFG, SPEW! n/t

[alfredo]

11. To keep

Cheney's spunk from dripping on their shirt.