For crying out CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. It's just like when we were kids. Mom and Dad would have a family over, and Neil and Jeb would get to play with the cool ones, while I always got stuck with the fat kid. . . . I guess some things never change."

[peekaloo]

1. King DipShit is pondering whether it is nobler to be incapacitated or

incarcerated.

[Catshrink]

2. Reminds of the Godfather...

When Tom suggested the guy on trial open his veins in the bathtub to protect his family. What is Bush suggesting to Sharon?

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "HEEEEEE-YALLLLLLLL...

...Ah've healed Ari Ramone here just like I done would've healed Terri Schiavo--PRAISE JEEBUS!"

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "What I get tired of is all this Hebrew rubbish or

Yiddish gibberish or whatever. And then he has the gall to tell me Jesus didn't speak in English, when everyone in the blooming world knows better. Like it's right there in the Bible, . . . AND IN RED, for Christ's sake!!!"

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Here's mine:

Sharon: "This idiot's pushing me into the cactus...man, am I pissed! And it's bad enough being forced to work with Bush... That asshole..."

W: "OK, if I can just push him into the cactus pricklies, my job will be complete."

[paparush]

6. B: "Where's my damn wet back gardener...oh yeah..."

[GliderGuider]

7. Pricks

On the cacti, of course.
What were you thinking?

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "I wonder why Laura keeps calling me superficial?

I try to be sensitive and nice and treat people good and everything, and I'm real good at speaking and thinking nice most of the time, but she still calls me a 'superficial ninny.' . . . Geez, this guy is slow. Come on, fat ass, get a move on. Darn, I wish he'd hurry. . . . Hmmm. . . . Wonder what 'ninny' means."

[skip fox]

9. Sharon is "thinking": "What an idiot. The thinks Christ spoke English

because it's in the Bible. He thinks the world was made in seven days because it's in the Bible. And when I told him 'write these words on your heart' because it's in the Bible, the feakin' nit only asked me 'What words?' . . . I told him and now he wants to schedule heart surgury . . . . God help us every one."

[skip fox]

10. Gotta CAPTION in ya? Don't wait

too late!