Beer guts across America!

[ronnykmarshall]

The Minute Men prostest.

[MadisonProgressive]

1. Big men with little dicks

[amitten]

9. The fat guts are grown to drape over the tiny penises. Who can

tell what's under that belly?!?

It's a very useful fashion statement.

[MADem]

13. I was given to understand that those bellies had a name

DICKDEW....as in, "yer belly sticks out more'n yer dickdew!"

[stop the bleeding]

32. so does the opposite hold true for skinny men???

5'10" 148 pounds of GOP ass kicking manhood right here:rofl:

[MadisonProgressive]

47. Yes, but it's all just an optical illusion!

[paparush]

56. That Also Explains SUV's!!

That is my wife's argument about SUV's...Big me w/ little dicks..

[laruemtt]

2. where did you ever find

this group of male pulchritude? pukes, right? :puke:

[melody]

3. There are more thin people in that picture than fat people

Why the focus on the two fat guys?

[ronnykmarshall]

4. It a Stephanie Miller joke.

[melody]

7. lol, figures n/t

[meowWOW]

6. Because they're missing Ted Kennedy.....

Point taken?

[AllieB]

37. Hi meowWOW

love the handle!

Ted's lost a lot of weight lately, in case you haven't seen him in person.

It's more important to focus on the fact that the aforementioned guys with beer-guts are racists rather than their physical appearance, just like we should focus on how much Ted Kennedy has accomplished while in the Senate. Don't you agree? :-)

[meowWOW]

46. No, I don't.

I get SO tired here of hearing that Pubs are fat--but we have Ted, Michael, Skakel etc.--that McMansions are 'bad'--while Kerry has 5 residences--that SUV's are greedy--but Kerry has a fleet--that vacations are selfish--but John just had one with his BUTLER--that Pubs are down on the religion and for the religious control of others--but my 8 year old daughter cannot even MENTION Easter because of some leftist PC nod to the muslims--that the Pubs hate America--but my niece in Denver couldn't wave or carry the flag to school last week--that we're crying for a 'better economy'--but several threads up, someone here has posted they 'snowed' Walmart with anti-Walmart leaflets....doesn't this strike ANY of you as hypocritical in the WORST way?

Don't ANY of you think it is wrong? (Someone hurry and answer before I get dropped....)

[AllieB]

48. MeowWOW, your points sound like they were taking straight from Fox

Too bad you can't stay around and learn something, or that you wasted time venting your anger toward fellow Americans who only want what's best for this country. It's a very sad that you would actually post here without wanting to open your mind.

[SammyWinstonJack]

49. So you don't like Kerry, right?

:eyes: Also, repugs wrote the book on being hypocritical.

[AllieB]

52. Ain't that the truth!

;-)

I'm getting very good at spotting these people. Why would they waste their time here? It's bad enough that they own the media.

[yellowcanine]

5. If those guys weren't so scary in a dumbfuck kind of way they would be

amusing. But as it is, they are scary because of their absolute ignorance and dumbfuckheadedness.

[file83]

8. Gays don't have beer guts?

:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. yes, there called

leather daddies.

[HughBeaumont]

21. They're called BEARS!

Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?
Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub, Baby Bear!
Baby Bear: Grrrr!
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.
Mama Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!

[Journeyman]

10. Ah, yes. Let us raise the level of debate. . .

to snide comments about appearances and jokes about physical form. And we'll throw in some schoolyard speculations about penis size just to show -- well, not certain what we're showing, but there it is in the thread.

And the level of civil discourse continues its descent, unhindered by intelligent thought or purposeful intent. . .

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Oh Jesus Christ ala Mode.

It's a fucking joke! Stephanie Miller calls the Minute Maid .... uh Minute Man Project "Beer Guts Across America".

[Journeyman]

25. Good thing a Progressive Radio Station was started. . .

so low-grade commentators can engage in Limbaughesque attempts at humor. The Progressive cause is certainly helped by that development.

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Again Jesus Chirst ala Mode.

:eyes:

So you think talking over people's head and boring them to death will help?

Show's like Stephanie Miller while being a fucking scream also inform people. Sorry but I'd rather watch pain dry than listen to Pacifica.

[Journeyman]

36. I look for intelligent humor. . .

something scathing, something that can be used to effect to deflate idiotic arguments and puncture pretensions. You and this Stephanie would rather laugh at the fat guy. Matter of form and function, I guess. Have fun with that.

[ronnykmarshall]

38. Oh.

Thanks for playin'!

[ronnykmarshall]

39. Dupe!

Me and "that Stephanie" were too busy recording farts and I hit the mouse twice.

Carry on there, Thurston Howell.

[Sugar Smack]

58. OMG!!!!

I'd NEVER want you to be pissed at me! On the other hand, I'd still probably laugh. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

43. Are you for real?

[Left Is Write]

45. Speaking of puncturing pretensions...

anyone have a pin?

:eyes:

[Theres-a]

34. ala mode

That's f%*#king Funny!Thanks for making laugh,I really needed it today.

[MadisonProgressive]

17. What's wrong with schoolyard speculations about penis size?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. "Minute" - adj. 1) Exceptionally small; tiny. "Men" - n. 1) Plural of man

They started it.

[ronnykmarshall]

20. Madre de Dios Pasta Salad!!

That thar dictionary comes in handy!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. That it does

that it does.

[Journeyman]

27. Thank you for raising the level of debate . . .

to "neener-neener."

I'll be certain to pencil in the findings of your foray into the dictionary into my history books on the Revolutionary War.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Damn, you're loads of fun!

[asthmaticeog]

33. Lighten up, Francis.

You may have a point, you may not. But either way, being a scold is no way to make it. :eyes:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

42. Maybe having a sense of humor simply makes this person upset

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. You do that chief!

:thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Speaking as someone with a beer gut, I have never been in the MinuteMen

And my penis is satisfactory, thank you.

[MadisonProgressive]

18. I topped you - I have a complete beer body!

My penis size is known only to select female friends...

[TrogL]

23. Did you want me to check it?

[EstimatedProphet]

44. I already have a penis checker, thank you

[judaspriestess]

15. these haters won't waste anytime making fun of you!

do the same, they deserve it.

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Word!

[Gold Metal Flake]

24. Speaking only to my own "Dunlop"...

If you have a good tool, you build a shed over it! :D

[LSK]

26. look, its a bunch of people who think its 1880

And they wanna play cowboys and indians!

[mdmc]

30. I have a pot gut

:cry:

[Ilsa]

31. A line from the fat man on Beavis and Butthead:

"...and don't skimp on the gravy!"

Could be any one of these guys.

[Xenotime]

35. We should worry about fat americans rather than illegal ones...

[Rocknrule]

40. I've got bigger titties than you do! I've got more chins than a Chinese

phone book! I've not seen my willy in 2 years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!"

[lonestarnot]

51. Crack me the hell up!

[rucky]

50. Joan & Melissa Rivers need to cover one of these for E! n/t

[leeroysphitz]

53. I'm getting TIRED of all the hill-billys we seem to have running

around lately. They used to be sort of CUTE in a campy sort of way but whose bright idea was it to put them IN CHARGE?

[Bluzmann57]

54. Well, we had a bubba president

and now we have an idiot president. Give me Bubba any day.

[leeroysphitz]

55. Bill was SOUTHERN but he was NOT a hill-billy.

Anything that may have smacked as "good ol' boy" coming from this incredibly intelligent, thoughtful and educated man was affectation done for purposes of political expedincy. Notice where he lives now as a private citizen. He didn't exactly rush back to the "holler".

[Bluzmann57]

57. Point made

but I'm just tired as hell of people running down "hillbillies". Likely being considered one myself as I am reasonably sure that I have less formal education than you, make less money than you, moonlight with my own real small business to make ends meet, go fishing in the Mississippi River, drink cheap beer, etc. But that sure as hell doesn't make me a supporter of bush or his policies. Lets hear it for Hillbillies! Salt of the earth. Try and get by without us.