How can you make it through a Tuesday without a CAPTION???

[skip fox]

W. is saying, ". . . so my Daddy told me to help me choose, just put all my wishes in one hand and then take a dump in the other, then see which was heavier. Well, even though my dump was heavier than wanting to go into Iraq, I went in anyway, see? . . . Next question."

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "PULL THE STRING!!! PUUUUULL THE STRING!!!"

(He looks a little like Bela Lugosi as Dracula, there.)

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Karl calls these guys 'stupid twits.' (He has a way

with words.) Anyhow, he says for me not to worry about poll numbers, and stuff. He says these 'stupid twits will vote you a third term after they get a load of the next attack on the homeland by the terrorists we're letting into the country right now.' . . . Gee, it's good to be on the side that wins. . . . Hmmm. . . . Gotta write that down."

[skip fox]

3. W. is "saying": "So you see I really didn't leak nothing. I was just

waving my hand to hit a fly, and Karl and Dick had just asked if I should scorch Wilson's nasty little ass, and they saw me swatting the fly and took that to mean they should. . . . He-he . . . Just another little mistake . . . He-he. . . . No big deal."

[truth2power]

4. Does he have a gash or something on his face or is that just a shadow?

[LisaLynne]

6. I was wondering the same thing.

I think it's a shadow, but that is NOT a flattering picture.

[skip fox]

5. Crap. I just got an e-mail from the mysterious "Double You" and he writes,

"It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. You gotta post my caption or you're a ninny liberal head pointer or something. I can't do it cause I got people watching. Post this:"

and this is what he sent:

"Our great leader hero cowboy warrior king president is saying, 'So you see it was the liberals that made us go into Iraq and that's what I was proving when I said go ahead and squash the Wilson bug like a cockroach or something . . . ah . . . or otherwise the terrorists would have eaten our grandparents or something . . . Yeah . . . So we're safer, see?' and all the audience goes wild with applesauce."

[skip fox]

7. W. is saying: "Hey, Iraq's not my problem. That's for the next president

to worry about. Same thing for social security. And for global warming. And for the deficit. And for . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[saltpoint]

8. "And as soon as we bomb the piss out of Eye-Ran, we need to be gittin'

on to Mars, like I said in one of them speeches at the Congress.

In other words, in one of them speeches I said we should go to Mars.

We need to bring democracy up there. In other words, they need democracy. Because they hate freedom."

_____

Wow. A really good photo of Dubya, and it captures that clueless, vacuous thing he has going 24-7.

Great post!

(and thanks for the invitation, too!)

[skip fox]

11. Well, you've more than filled the bill with a series of CAPTIONS.

:)

[saltpoint]

16. Thanks be to you, and by the way, I really love seeing Mr.

Shakespeare in your signature field.

One of my champions, that Shakespeare. - :thumbsup:

[burythehatchet]

9. He looks like he has aged 30 years

in the last 6

[KansDem]

10. "C'mon, Karl...Time to turn your head and cough!" (eom)

[rustydog]

12. "What? What? waddya mean? Valerie Plame????

Conspiracy to ruin Joe Wilson's reputation?

What? What?

Did I declassify what? What do you mean WHEN did I declassify parts of the memo?
Shouldn't I get an attorney? Only I have the power to hold people without counsel present!

[skip fox]

13. Nice. A fragmented mentality doing its level best to be less.

:)

[eppur_se_muova]

14. "Man, I am so WASTED...good thing nobody can tell."

[MisterP]

15. y'ever read Revelations? No? Nostra--uh--Dame-us? No? Good!