MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

[standup]

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy....

Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
http://www.newswithviews.com/Bresnahan/david6.htm

[mattclearing]

1. Nice freeper bullshit you got there.

Might want to include a sarcasm tag with it.

[LostinVA]

2. Been studying the RW memes, I see

Go along now... play somewhere else.....

[Nickster]

3. Enjoy your very short stay! Idiot.

[Saphire]

4. ...

[berni_mccoy]

5. Tick...tock...tick...tock...

:popcorn:

[bryant69]

6. You got a problem with Cinco de Mayo celebrations?

That's kind of funny. How exactly does it hurt you to see other people celebrating their culture, illegal or not?

The rest of this is nonsense, and you are full of crap if you believe it.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[lonestarnot]

7. An invader w/o a passsssssssssss

:popcorn:

[librechik]

8. hey, we already know what idiots the people-who-hate-brown-people are

please take your vicious "humor" over to Red State where I'm sure you will elicit many appreciative chuckles. Oh, is that where you got it?

By the way, when you walk across the border are you going to be wondering if that's the night some freeper decides to shoot a few illegals coming across the border and mistake you and your family--going the other way--as hatable brown people?

[Bridget Burke]

11. I protest! Texas is a Red State & I know bullshit when I see it.

(It gets pretty deep down here at times.)

A few points critiquing the article. (There are so many & time is limited.)

If the immigrants are allowed to have drivers' licenses, they will need to pass driving tests & buy insurance.

The guy is named "Bresnahan." What did he do on St Patrick's Day. (Besides drink too much green beer & toss his cookies on someone's shoes?)

[tandot]

9. 14. I'll work hours in the hot sun in your fields for less than min. wage

so you can buy cheap fruits and vegetables

[jeanarrett]

10. Oh, yes, here we go again. . . another "good" Christian

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=2393

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Locking.

The OP is no longer with us. Apparently, he is headed to Mexico. Hope he doesn't get Montezuma's revenge. That would be terrible.


Thank you.

DU Moderator.