I see a wily CAPTION in your future!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Helen, wiretapping is NOT the same as easesdropping. For one, 'easesdropping' is longer, and 'tapping' is not 'dropping.' After you tap something, you probably still got it; but when you drop it, it's gone. Oops. And 'wire' is a tough word like for cowboys and 'ease' is a short work like for faggots. . . . And I AM NOT trying to obscure the issue, . . . whatever that means. . . . Next question."

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "Take it from a real cowboy like me...

...THIS is how you milk a horse!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. LMAO!!!!

:rofl:

Good one Crankie! :hi:

[mark11727]

3. New rules for reading DU in the morning...

(1) FIRST swallow the orange juice.
(2) THEN read the posts.

Dammit.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

9. Hahahaha

Brilliant!

[skip fox]

10. Indeed, a good one. Short and crisp.

:)

[shenmue]

4. Is he almost flipping the finger?

What was the next photo?

:7

[IDemo]

5. Vaffanclowno'em all...right, Antonin?

[underpants]

6. Not a caption but that photo is eerily reminiscent of one for Hugo Chavez

I'm just saying.

[darkmaestro019]

7. You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding (snort)

OK, that was as far as I got, for imagining Cheney standing in with the shotgun that would have to be involved.....

[paparush]

8. "I've got to find a place to stash this bugger..."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. "Man, look at the size of that booger. I did good!"

[skip fox]

12. W. is saying: "And so, when things really get tough, I flip a coin and say

'heads' 'Iraq,' 'tails' 'not Iraq,' and then I go ahead and do whatever the hell I want anyway. . . . That's called leadership."

[skip fox]

13. W. is saying, " . . . oh yeah? . . . I don't gotta answer nothing, Helen,

'cause when I snap my fingers, I'm going to be back in Crawford with Barney cutting brush. Then I won't even have to look at you. Ha! . . . You just wait and see."

[skip fox]

14. W's saying: "You don't get it, Helen, we don't need an exit strategy

since the war in Iraq will last far longer than my presidency. retty clever, eh?"

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. *lol*