What job would Bush be suited for in the real world?

[Joe Fields]

[Teaser]

1. Shit Shoveler

It's what he does anyway...go with what you're good at.

[havocmom]

6. Nah, wouldn't work. He would end up shoveling shoe polish by mistake

:evilgrin:

[SharonAnn]

22. Nah, "Snake Oil Salesman". It's what he does. He sells lies.

[0007]

33. But no one buys 'em. He'd starve to death.

A shill in a funeral home would be the ideal job for this schmuch that I likes to take naps and vactions.

[havocmom]

2. Guy standing in median with sign: 'Will work for food" ...

the one who wouldn't actually work for food but hopes for donations for booze. He would lie about needing a carrot to keep from starving.

[Joe Fields]

4. He would probably screw that up, also.

[bunkerbuster1]

Truly? Sneaky mid-level manager.

If he were born to more modest means, he'd be the sort of person who'd do just enough to be able to claim credit for projects he really had little or nothing to do with.

And he'd be whining to the likes of Neal Boortz and Rush Limbaugh about how oppressed he was.

[havocmom]

10. BINGO

You nailed it!

[Cosmocat]

70. YEP ...

Swarmy little weasel insurance type ...

[marmar]

3. Team mascot...

for the New Jersey Devils. :evilgrin:

[Dinger]

5. Bubba's Bitch In Leavenworth

[Joe Fields]

65. sperm donor recipient?

[acmavm]

7. Door stop. n/t

[rock]

16. Beat me to it!

He'd just barely qualify.

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. Con Man

Oh, wait...he already has that job.

[BlueJac]

9. Liar..........he is over qualified for cheerleader

[Ready4Change]

11. Would you like fries with that? Heheh.

He likes wearing uniforms, so he'd love the hat.

[Joe Fields]

18. burger accomplished?

[xultar]

12. He'd be a good full-service gas pumper guy @ the gas station.

[WhiteTara]

71. yeah, he'd turn it into self serve and change

the price numbers inside the machine so you were always overcharged.

[Kutjara]

13. Javellin catcher n/t

[Joe Fields]

14. Professional guinea pig for Quintiles?

[Triana]

15. think he could hande this?

Apropos, isn't it?

[rsdsharp]

17. Proof reader in an M & M factory

is probably beyond his skills. His ego would cause him to reject them all because they were printed upside down.

[eauclaireliberal]

19. That was a good one. nt

I said, NT.

[wordpix]

67. LOL

[Ron Mexico]

20. Dribble glass tester. (n/t)

[Lerkfish]

21. seriously, he's suited to be a middle manager at an exclusive golf club.

he'd be responsible for nothing substantial, but still get to hobnob with racist powermen who barely tolerate him.
Every day he'd come to work and look on wistfully, wishing he was one of the club members.

[Joe Fields]

23. Zoo keeper at the chimp exhibit?

[Ganja Ninja]

24. Picking up trash on the roadside.

Not really a job more like community service.

[enid602]

25. no question

Walmart Greeter

[Marie26]

26. Assistant manager, Dunder Mifflin. nt

[The2ndWheel]

Nobody replaces Dwight

Nobody.

[Clark2008]

54. He could be Dwight's assistant

Dwight needs help scheduling when he's going to kiss Michael's ass. :evilgrin:

[porphyrian]

27. Trust Fund Debutante.

He fucks up every business he touches when he tries to work.

[Joe Fields]

28. Cigarette mfg. P.R. liason

[Semi_subversive]

29. Sucking farts out of bus seats

[Joe Fields]

32. Is that a real job? LOL

[Beelzebud]

30. Crash Test Dummy

[Joe Fields]

31. Pyramid schemer?

[Poiuyt]

34. Chain gang

[kestrel91316]

35. He wouldn't last five minutes working for me. But then I run

a pretty tight ship.

[Dulcinea]

36. Third shift manager at a 7-11 in Crawford or Midland.

Selling beer to drunks, sweeping the floor....

[Joe Fields]

40. too much responsibility. his head would explode.

Plus, he would ask for too much time off for vacations.

[rocktivity]

37. Pyschiatric ginuea pig.

Narcissitic Personality Disorder: A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. requires excessive admiration

5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Only five symptoms are required for a diagnosis? He shows signs of ALL NINE!

:scared:
rocknation

[Jim__]

38. Rich man's son.

[wavesofeuphoria]

39. walmart greeter

[Rocknrule]

41. Building demolition crew worker

seeing what a good job he did at the WTC

Oh wait, bad idea

[novalib]

42. NONE

There is not one single job that Shrub would be suited for in the real world -- NOT ONE.

Some of the jobs listed here in this thread are jobs that are actually done -- by sane, reasonable, and good people.

Shrub is none of that -- he is not sane. He is not reasonable. And he certainly is not good.

He is beneath all the good, decent people who work at McDonalds, or who greet at Walmart, or who shovel, or any other job there is.

[Joe Fields]

43. You deserve a prize for the correct answer.

Truth is, he would qualify for none of the above, because he has screwed up everything he has ever tried to do. But his is a classic example of a rich and powerful man's son failing his way clear to the top.

Truth is, he wouldn't last a week at any real job.

[novalib]

63. Why

Thank You, kind sir.

[Cha]

44. I was going to say

"go fer" but I think the first responder says it all.."SHIT SHOVELER".

In the stall with the HORSES!

[leftofthedial]

45. let's see . . .

what work is sutable for someone who is stupid, lazy, cruel, is a compulsive liar, has no discernible competency, is mentally ill, has negative communications skills . . .

I can't think of a single job he is qualified for or would be capable of performing at a minimally acceptable level.

[liam_laddie]

46. Gravedigger and Nurse's Aide

Day job - digging graves for every last death in Iraq, ALL nationalities, military and civil
Night job - nurse's aide at VA hospitals, specializing in severely maimed casualties from all wars,
...fucker...and minimum wage so he has to work two jobs and hire out the former first lady to work
the streets.

[Joe Fields]

49. I'm not sure he'd know which end of the shovel to use

[Joe Fields]

47. male prostitute

[Chomp]

48. He'd make

a perfect part time Ronald McDonald at his local McDonald's.

[Hubert Flottz]

50. Boil Sucker In Chief!

[Coastie for Truth]

51. NON VOTING Corporate Director

Like at Kingdom Holdings or Carlyle or an Oil Company or an Oil Field Services Company (like Halliburton).

Or maybe a Do Nothing Figurehead at the Heritage Foundation or even the Hoover (with Condi).

[ladjf]

52. Pimp.

[Joe Fields]

53. Sword swallower

[Faux pas]

55. Quality control at a munitions factory. Just make sure he works alone.n/t

[Joe Fields]

56. Carnival barker

[Jose Diablo]

57. Dope runner going from a customers car to the dope stash and back

to the customer with the buy.

[ktlyon]

58. the guy that cleans port-a-potties

shit sucker

[baby_mouse]

59. Stuffed animal in a museum.

chimpus dorkus

[malaise]

60. Sewage truck

driver so the world knows the big $hit is coming.

[Joe Fields]

61. Geek in a sideshow. Oops, already is!

[Joe Fields]

62. towel boy at massage parlor

[Atman]

64. Personal bidet to Dick Cheney?

Oh man, I just totally grossed myself out!

:scared:

[ChickMagic]

66. Circus monkey

oooh oooh eep eep!

[Zorra]

68. Prison snitch. n/t

[Alamom]

69. Hood Ornament on an (unmanned) Tank ....exploding IED's/Iraq

eom

[MiniMe]

72. Used car salesman

"What will it take to put you in this car today"