http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=908077&mesg_id=908077 http://www.slate.com/id/2139609/nav/tap2What a complete joke he's made of himself. He's so humiliated by his asinine "contrarian" support for this catastrophic war that he will actually play thye naif in order to propagandize for it. And, of course, dim-witted ignorants in all camps follow along with his rank stupidities, also pretending. Since he likes the phrase so much, here's what you'd "have to believe":
1) That an emissary of Iraq can walk into Niger - on an "official visit," mind you, which would mean that he travelled openly(!) - hang out with some "corrupt" Nigerese bigwig (the racist implication is obvious, and not uncommon for Hitchens), and thereby "procure" some quantity of yellowcake uranium. The absolute laughability of this scenario is obvious to anyone with a hint of sense. Or to anyone not mesmerized by Bushista bullshit.
2) The French intelligence service would have to be "informed" of said "official trip" (!) by the - excuse me while I spit up laughing - Italian intelligence agencies, as if every fucking gram of uranium and any contemplation of sale thereof isn't controlled by French mining companies stacked to the gills with operatives for the Secretariat General de la Defense Nationale.
I mean, please. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to believe any of this. And, in fact, Hitchens is no idiot. A sly propagandist and outright opportunist, to be sure. A drunken self-aggrandizer and DC party circuit regular, yeah. But an idiot? Hardly. His excruciatingly pathetic defense of this long-debunked stupidity is crafted specifically to avoid these implications, which assures us that he is aware of them. His article is, therefore, a pack of outright lies, though as Twain has told us, and previous adherents of this article prove, a lie travels round the world before the truth gets its pants on.
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Whether he actually procured it is irrelevant. The implication (and that's all there is) is that he thought he could procure it undetected. Otherwise, why bother. Since it is impossible - as your point 4 even concedes - that this could have happened given the structure of the uranium industry in Niger, it is a laughable assertion that he was down there trying to do so, since reasonable people don't try to do something they know to be impossible. Oh, but he was not reasonable, you say? But that is contrary to the very claim of nuclear expertise that would supposedly explain the trip. Hitchens entire speculative claim (and there is nothing but speculation here for Hitchens, which I hope you're honest enough to admit) is based on Zawahie's nuclear expertise, yet we're supposed to believe that the expert in the uranium trade thought he could procure uranium outside the auspices of the French companies, through various government officials in Niger, for example? That he was merely "sounding out" the situation on the ground, a situation well-known to anybody with even passing knowledge of the uranium industry, a situation that could be adequately sounded out by reading public industry research? It's ludicrous. Stretches of speculative imagination this wide do nothing but expose a fantasy or desitre beneath them, in this case, Hitchens' desire to justify this disastrous war. You also say Zawahie had no good reason for going to Niger. For my part, I try to be a critical reader, and not fall prey to Hitchens' speculations so readily. If Hitchens (or anyone, for that matter) bothered explaining the stated reason (it was an official trip, after all), one could evaluate this claim. Otherwise, it is nothing but Mr. Hitchens' partisan assertion. Previous posters on this thread have done a fine job showing up the holes in Hitchens' argument on just this point. And, as it stands, Hitchens' dishonesty is only compounded by the fact that he doesn't even bother presenting these alternative reasons for the trip - probably because each of them is as plausible - even more plausible - than his own speculation. As assertions go, it is itself a house of cards, as if the best way for Mr. Hussein to begin the process of procuring uranium would be to openly send somebody with a nuclear background on an official trip to Niger, whatever the pretenses!
The article is thoroughly unimportant, except as a measure of the desperation felt by warmongers like Hitchens as their previous propaganda is debunked point by point. As it stands, the article presents nothing substantive; it is pure speculation, and markedly incoherent speculation at that. Hitchens turns out to be a rather poor fiction writer, since even mediocre fiction writers manage to suspend disbelief by having their various plots cohere internally. Hitchens' article fails on even that point, as do your defenses of it.