If bush is going to bring on the last days, I am going shopping!

[greenbriar]

if the world is about to end, why worry about debt?

Think I will break out my C cards that have 0 balance!

[patrice]

1. There's nothing wrong with Pleasure.

[geniph]

2. You HAVE credit cards with a $0 balance???

Why do you hate America?!

[greenbriar]

3. yes I do!

but I have a mortage that is too high :(

[baby_mouse]

4. shop for Jesus!

What can you buy the Son of God? Immortal and seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty, he's got it made! And all he had to do was get nailed to a silly old cross! Sheesh. Lucky guy. But fear not, happy proles, soon you too can join him in the hallowed halls of fame by being burned in a fiery nuclear furnace of radioactive purification! Celebrate as you donate $5 to our family purification crucibles, coming to a Walmart near you this summer! Experience the sacrifice! And if you book before June 1ast we'll throw in vouchers for our pet crucifixion service, cos we're just crazy ike that!

[greenbriar]

6. I am gonna buy petty things that I really can't afford :)

I wish

[baby_mouse]

8. Gravadlax, darling. Dinah Washington CDs.

Purple velvet duvet covers.

[dogday]

5. So is Condi, she is going shoe shopping

she does that best during extreme circumstances...

[Neil Lisst]

7. then before you start your spree, get more 10 more cards

you'll get them

[driver8]

9. I have already decided that I am going to cash my paycheck,

buy an 8 ball of coke (or two), some hash (if I can find it), hire a couple of hookers, and then I am going to conduct the mother of all prayer meetings while waiting for Armageddon.