Is it possible for Congress to remove 'The Football' from shrubya?

[hootinholler]

I'm afraid he'll shoot his eye out.

-Hoot

[XNASA]

1. Fummmmmmmmbllllllllle!!!!

[Kutjara]

2. When His Chimpitude does finally...

...decide to get nukular, the conversation with the officer holding the 'football' may go something like this:

The Chimpster: It's time to do God's will. Bring hither the Football of Smiting!
Officer: Ah, if you don't mind Sir, I'd rather not.
Chimpster: What? Did you hear what I said?! The Day of Judgement has arrived! Now give me the instrument of His Wrath!
Officer: I don't think so...Sir.
Chimpster: I gave you a deerect order boy! Give me yon Sword of Rapture or I'll have this Secret Service agent shoot you.
Officer: That's what you'll have to do, Sir.
Chimpster: Shoot that man In The Name of the Lord!!! I command thee!
SS Agent: Rightyho Sir.
<bang!>
Chimpster: Now they'll all see I was right about the Endtimes. Give that here.
<opens briefcase>
Chimpster: What the?! It's just got socks and Gatorade and a copy of Hustler in it. Where's the real 'football?'
Cheney: He must have switched the cases.
Chimpster: Oh fuck! How am I gonna end the world now? Jesus is sure gonna be pissed.
Cheney: Don't worry, you'll think of something.
Chimpster: Yeah...can I keep the magazine?
Cheney: You're the President.

[driver8]

3. Ha Ha!! Very funny!

Sad thing is, probably true!

Let us not forget "the blessing" --

The Holy Nucular Football of Antioch:

Bush: "And Saint Atila raised the holy nucular football up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy nucular football that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large-"

Cheney: "Skip a bit, Brother."

Bush: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy nucularr football of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

[hootinholler]

5. Now go away or I shall wave my genitals in your general direction.n/t

[rurallib]

4. And give it to who? - Cheney?

"In an accident yesterday afternoon, VP Cheney fell asleep and his finger hit the 'launch' button for nukes aimed at London. Tony Blair has apologised to Cheney, since the death of 8 million Britons caused Cheney to lose a nights sleep."

[windy252]

6. love the part about Blair apologizing to Cheney n/t

[hootinholler]

7. This was actually a serious question.

I was wondering if they had the authority to preclude his use of particular weapons.

-Hoot