16 days? The RWRWFG Needs You! Take the quiz!

[walldude]

Do you have what it takes to save Christian America from the godless liberals? Take this short quiz to determine if you are Right Wing Radio Warriors For God material:



1. Are you fighting or willing to fight the "war of ideas", on the battlefield of the airwaves?
2. Can you advocate the killing of people you don't agree with?
3. Are you brave enough to broadcast from a combat zone? Like say, the Empire State Building?
4 Did you really want to kick some ass in Vietnam but were unable to, due to anal warts, a football
injury or a series of painfully gained deferments?
5. Do you believe torturing brown people for the good of your country is the moral equivalent of
playing a college fraternity prank?
6. Are you willing to make jokes about killing innocent people?
7. Are you willing to advocate the destruction of entire American cities that disagree with your ideology?
8. Are you willing to let child molesters off the hook, if they are doing the work of Christ?
9. Are you, or have you ever been, indicted for sexual harassment?
10. Do you advocate the deportation of all drug users, unless they are GOP members?
11. Are you a woman who is "embolden by her looks" to say what others won't?
12. Do you have your own private security force that can kick in the doors of callers who dare to use
the dreaded word... Nee? Sorry, I mean... Olberman?
13. Are you prepared to fight to the death(from the safety of your broadcast booth of course) in the
war on Christianity?
14. Are you able to sell out your convictions, your ideals, your humanity and your soul, for a few
political connections and a six figure salary?
15. And finally, when the chips are down, when all is lost, when you are backed into a corner, will
you be willing.... to blame the victim?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions We Need You! The wacko liberals have taken
over the airwaves with their crazy facts and documented evidence! They must be stopped! Iran will have
the bomb in 16 days, we can't let the smoking gun be a biological, nuclear, mushroom cloud of
certain doom... with a +15 fire damage! Join us now, dial 202-456-1111 to receive your free
membership. You'll be faxed The Daily Rhetorical, our once a day briefing on talking points
and counter attacks. Once a month Karl Rove will send you the swiftboating plans for the current, traitorous top military official who dares speak out against the White House, and you'll have 24 hour access to our database of non-denial denials and talking out
of your ass, pre-approved scripts. Act now because the first 30 callers, get a free Clenis dartboard.

[niyad]

1. dear goddess, PLEASE tell me you are joking!!

[Kutjara]

2. You didn't mention beatin' up...

...faggots once. If you ain't for beatin' up faggots' you're agin it. And that means you're a FAGGOT!