What say, gov'nor, a little CAPTION, if you can spare one. Please???

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Everyday it's someone else sitting there, and all the photographs making me dizzy. I wonder who she is. Didn't I see her on an old Charlie Chan movie. . . . 'course she was younger."

[skip fox]

1. W. is "thinking": "Let's see. If she's China, and I'm America, that makes

the fireplace the Pacific Ocean. . . . Oh, wow. Gotta write that down. . . . It's perfect."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "Wish I had my beer goggles on. Elaine Chao looks like shit."

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "Close your legs, Junior, I'm not here to give you a checkup."

[skip fox]

8. Always crispt and clear.

Writing gag lines for 40s flicks.

:)

[0007]

13. A little bit more panoramic with the legs, eh?

[BIgJohn83]

4. here's what ol Dubya's thinkin'...I think most of his days are like this:

of course with the accompanied, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[skip fox]

10. sweet as well . . . But if it's a test pattern, what the hell

is he testing? The circuits?

[DELGE]

5. After last night...

My Balls are so sore, and Chaffed and...

Chut chour mout, Mista wiseguy

[newyawker99]

14. Hi DELGE!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[warrior1]

6. close your fucking legs

sharon

[Virginia Dare]

12. Elephant ball syndrome...one of my pet peeves....

it gives the perception of a man who feels the need to prove himself.

:puke:

[Cyrano]

7. "She don't look so tough. I bet I could take her with no problem."

[shenmue]

9. "Who is she again?"

:dunce:

"Glurk...damn room, the whiskey is spinning..."

[AndyA]

11. "I wish she'd shut the hell up. My underwear is riding up on me and I need

to make an adjustment...wonder what's for dinner tonight...what did Karl tell me to say about Abramoff...oh yeah, that's right...never met him...man I could sure use a drink right now...I hate this underwear...what did she just say? Why is she here? She probably wants money...right, like we have any of THAT to hand out these days...I hope Laura's in a good mood tonight, she's been such a bitch lately...I need to get back to Crawford, I'm so tired of all these cameras and the press...can't do a thing without being made fun of...where am I going tomorrow, I wonder...I hope they have something good for supper...man, I need a drink...she looks like a blood clot in that red jacket...oh, I should laugh...ha ha ha...everyone's laughing...I wonder what was funny...shoulda been listenin', might be able to use that in a speech...sure could use a drink right now...man that would be really great...how much longer is this going to last...why is this woman here I wonder...now what was it Dick told me to say to the press...or was that Karl...I better remember what that was all about...I'm so forgetful these days...I sure do need a drink...God, this underwear! Can't do a thing, it'll be all over the papers tomorrow...fuckin' media...shut up lady, I don't care what you have to say...I need a drink...you ain't gettin' no money, there's none left...ha ha...oh, I hope they aren't expecting me to speak...I have no idea what's going on...I need a drink...let's see...where is this woman from...better think of something quick...man, a drink would sure be nice right about now...guess I better think of something fast...terra...no, I already talked about that today...great economy...hmmm...social security...no, better not since we're trying to slide that one by...oh shit I could sure use a drink to take the edge off about now...what did she say? Oh crap...they want me to talk...



Just another moment in the life of our illustrious leader, George W. Bush.

[skip fox]

15. Fantastic!!!!

Like Nick Adams in "Big Two-Hearted River" . . . "he was hungry," etc.

Very good and full. Diving into W.'s head. A perilous voyage.

[Rocknrule]

16. Kinda looks like that pic of him with the Pope

[Justpat]

17. Thinking is hard work. n/t

[kentuck]

18. I wonder if she would like to be a "guest worker" at the ranch...

when she leaves this job??

[skip fox]

19. W. is "thinking": "Gosh. Trying ESP is tough. Gotta think hard once

mere: 'Look lady, uncross your legs and hold them open like this. You are under my control or something. Hold your legs open like this.' . . . Damn. Gues she's not listening."

[skip fox]

20. W. is "thinking" in his ESP mode very hard (directed to the woman):

"You are getting very, very hot and tired. You are getting so hot you have to open your legs and close your eyes. You are getting very, very hot . . . (etc.)"