Cheney's Bunker

[Marymarg]

Does anyone remember a few years ago when all that construction was going on under Cheney's house? That just came back to me and gave me a chill.
Was their ever any explanation for it?

[paparush]

1. Its where they store all the baby kittens that he stomps on....

[gordianot]

2. That is where they keep Osama and his dialysis machine.

[Skink]

4. That's where they store the Laser.

[tservo]

11. Does he make air quotes with his hands when he says laser?

Is there a mini-Cheney?

[Atman]

3. I thought he was hiding out in an Olive Garden in Alexandria

That endless pasta bowl has "fat fuck" written all over it!

[boobooday]

5. But lately he's been hearing a tap-tapping on the floorboards

From beneath. Could it be the souls of the murdered and maimed?

It starts with a heartbeat that only he hears, growing louder and louder, then at the bathroom sink, the stains that won't wash off . . . perhaps there is peace in the bunker . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[lldu]

6. That's where (at public expense) he has his Whine cellar N/T

[DemInDistress]

7. does this guy really need a bunker?

[gordianot]

8. Honestly would you want him as neighbor?

He belongs underground.

[DemInDistress]

12. neighbor...hell no !! rotf

he sacres me..

[LibertyLover]

9. Never heard any

that I can remember. I used to know someone who worked at the Naval Observatory. I wish now I hadn't lost track of him so that I could shoot him an e-mail and ask if he knew anything.

[Beelzebud]

10. It was a space to house the nuclear reactor that powers his pace maker.

[Virginia Dare]

13. The official explanation was...

to the best of my recollection that the V.P. residence was undergoing planned renovations, and the Cheneys chose to stay in their home in the VA suburbs until it was completed.

One of my relatives lives nearby and was right behind him and his s.s. detail in the grocery store one day. I wish it had been me.:evilgrin: