Caption this photo...too rich!

[Rocknrule]

[SammyBlue]

1. Condi, why don't you look at me when we make love?

[wtbymark]

2. "Don't be so upset Condi, my gratification is the only important thing" n/

[Rocknrule]

3. Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I gonna pretend you are,

Liza Menelli?

[MsTryska]

4. Guess i'm gonna have to give him some

if i want that new missile named after me....

[Sanity Claws]

5. This photo assumes he can get it up

He hasn't had it up in decades. That's why he wants war -- to prove his manhood.

[dogday]

6. I hate this part of the job.....

:rofl:

[xultar]

7. Condi, would I lie to you?

[BlueEyedSon]

8. "oh wait, there's another one o' mah speeches on the tvee"

[msgadget]

9. I'm trapped in a relationship that fulfills the needs of only one of us

I'm ashamed of myself for participating in such a disrespectful thread but the 'shop screamed for the correct title...

edit for wording...still clunky...

[Crankie Avalon]

10. "The Bible says...

...you aren't supposed to 'enjoy' it, Condi."

[El Supremo]

11. Condi, I'm tired of watching the History Channel. I like the Cartoon Chann

[paparush]

12. "That guy can't sing for shit and Paula Abdul is one crazy bitch..whatcha

think Conds?

[connecticut yankee]

13. But

will you respect me in the morning?

[Bluebear]

14. "Don't worry, W, it happens to a lot of guys. Let's just cuddle." nt

[leftofthedial]

15. stinkeye and the single girl

[AndyA]

16. "Condi, honey, it's nothing you've done. It's the booze. Of course I still

find you attractive and sexy. I've just had too much to drink, that's all."

CONDI: "Oh George, it's been such a long time since we made love. It's always the same excuse with you. It's Laura, isn't it? You're with her again. I just know it."

GEORGE: "Now what channel is that Fox station on? Dick said I should only watch that one for news...what did you say, Condi?"

[Child_Of_Isis]

17. Condi, where is your burka? eom

[Rocknrule]

18. "Wow I've had too much to drink. Gannon looks like a black woman!"