Hummers Suck - Video

[Nomad559]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxoomyFs_0

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

1. LMAO, I love the one that gets passed by the jeep

:rofl:

[mdmc]

2. thanks

peace!

[graywarrior]

3. Wish I could play that from the back of my Toyota

There's hundreds of them here in Sarasota.

[AndyA]

4. Hummers have to be the most ridiculous vehicles ever made

They are ugly. The paint on them is of poor quality, as is the body work. The interior panels look cheap, the pattern on the instrument panel inserts looks like something from a 1950's Kaiser. They are difficult to drive, and uncomfortable to ride in. They are road hogs. Staying in one lane is sometimes impossible in a Hummer.

Buying one says so much about the person behind the wheel. And that's not a compliment.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. ROTFLMAO! I found this little gem on the internet.

Haiku by Tim
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver

I made lots of copies and carry them around with me.
When I see a parked Hummvee, I stick a copy under the windshield wiper.

[mitchtv]

11. I was passed by a speeding Hummer today

I gave him a wave of the pinky, the "princess tiny meat salute"

[BrklynLiberal]

12. I WILL remember that!!

Thanks.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kazak]

13. Haha...the pink wave!!

I'm gonna have to start that. ;)

[grateful581]

5. Wow, hummers are a piece of Shit

I'll take a Jeep any day over that gas guzzling POS

[onehandle]

7. How many SUVs go off-road?

Very few. Less than 1% ever go over anything bumpier than a curb.

If people actually used them off-road, there would be a gigantic rugged wrecker industry.

They're station wagons, at best.

[medeak]

9. where I live they ALL go off road n/t

[joefree1]

10. Yeah, big bloated gaseous station wagons

... or penis extenders.

[medeak]

8. Hummer gave one free to hunting guide I know

He said what a @#%@# piece of @#$@# .... wheel base is too @#%@# wide to go on any trail in the county.

In last scene in video...what happened to dog and people in back seat when driver tipped it over? :-(

[Kenergy]

14. Hummer story:

In 1983, we had a blizzad where I live and one road near my house has a steep upgrade (45 degrees);
I was walking down the hill to go to the store
and watched as a Hummer tried to go up the hill. It couldn't do it.It had to turn around.
Immediately afterward, I watched an old Ford F-150 longbed (about a 70's model) climb up the
hill like it was on dry pavement.
Wish I had a video of that incident.

[MadHound]

15. ???

Hummers weren't around in 1983:shrug:

[LSK]

16. thats what i was thinking

They came out in 1986 I think.

[MadHound]

17. Apparently they were available for civilian use in 1991

<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummer>
The military was still using Jeeps back in 1983:shrug:

[Kenergy]

18. Sorry, blizzard of 1993 (typo)

Good catch!

[MadHound]

19. LOL, I understand

But hey, there were plenty of military vehicles in the civilian market in '83 too. Witness the 1952 Dodge Power Wagon



Difference between that and a Hummer is that the Power Wagon was actually useful. It had a PTO unit to which you could hook up tools for drilling oil, running a small sawmill, etc.

[Ilsa]

20. A brainless Humemr driver nearly hit me in a large parking lot, and

my vehicle isn't small. He was just rude and driving about 40mph in a parking lot and cut in front of me. I threw him a "vafanculo" and an arm pump (a finger wouldn't cut it).

A Republican friend of mine even thinks they are stupid; wonders how they can afford to drive them.