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SlipperySlope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:19 PM
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My dog bit George W. Bush
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:20 PM
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1. Speaking of dogs, I stepped in some George W Bush yesterday
Yukk
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:25 PM
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4. I flush one every morning
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:32 PM
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6. My cat just took a healthy bush outside in some dirt & then covered it up
:evilgrin:
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 09:31 PM
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10. He "dumped a W" ? nt
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 09:59 PM
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13. She did. Then I found out my neighbor's dog cheney'ed all over their rug.
Edited on Fri Apr-14-06 10:01 PM by mtnsnake
It meant to go on the newspaper but missed.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:21 PM
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2. Take your dog to the doctor immediately
You don't want him to get rabies or foot in mouth disease.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:25 PM
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3. Great toy!!!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:28 PM
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5. I want somebody to print up a bunch of large plastic bags with W's
lovely face on them, so I can use them as litter box liners.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 04:03 PM
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20. LOL!
I want one of those for my cat's litter box! She's smart enough to do a Bush right on his face!
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:39 PM
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7. That's great! I just ordered one for my friends dog!
She's a great yellow lab Service Dog, and both her owners detest Shrub as much or more than we do! I KNOW Rosie will LOVE her new toy, and treat it with all the vengence it deserves!
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:43 PM
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8. My dog.....Max wouldn't find * interesting enough to get up for...
let alone bite him....Max might lift a leg to pee on him but then he would just go back to sleep...did I mention Max my (lab, sharpee, pit mix) is really lazy..:boring:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 06:46 PM
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9. I Knew Dogs Licked Their Balls, But Didn't Know They Liked To Eat Assholes
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 10:07 PM
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14. Bwaaaaahahahahaha! Nastiest one yet! eom.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 09:33 PM
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11. I saw Jesus take a dump on junior last night (South Park)
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Dartagnan Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 09:35 PM
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12. so sad!
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:40 AM
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15. Hi Dartagnan!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Dartagnan Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 03:04 PM
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17. Thanks!
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:03 AM
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16. And your dog died? n/t
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 03:56 PM
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18. My dog just shat something that looks and smells like W...
only better...
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 04:01 PM
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19. did it look like this?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 04:07 PM
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21. Yes That's Our POS Prez!
W Had a straight C- average in poodle pumping 102!

Nearly all republicans act like they are rabid, always be very careful!
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 04:11 PM
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22. pooper scoopers for the next protest on Washington. ;) nt
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