Hey Admins...Can we have a pet freeper? You know some one

[xultar]

who is a freeper that we keep around just to play with? A pet freeper would be fun. I promise to clean up after it.

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[stepnw1f]

18. Not the Koolaid Your On

that's for sure

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[CatWoman]

31. yes, but is his dick evil? or is he an evil dick, er, penis?

:shrug:

[BlooInBloo]

36. LOL! Thanks FelineFemale for lightening it up!

:)

[stepnw1f]

58. And No... My Name isn't Richard

I think you broke the rules by the way.

[xultar]

41. I just finshed the bottle. Then I guess took a long ass nap.

[BlooInBloo]

57. And a good night was had by all! Cheers! lol

[NorCalDem]

2. Recommended!

(Not really, but I like the idea :D)

Freeper bashing is a good time

[panader0]

3. bush on a leash, cheney on a rope

[tsuki]

17. Dope on a Rope. I like it. nt

[EFerrari]

4. Can't. Allergies. n/t

[wakeme2008]

5. None are housebroken

:rofl:

[silverojo]

23. That's a good one! n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I know one housebroken one.

I can't vouch for any of the others. We joke around that she's a Freeper and I'm DUmmie. We basically just try to stay off the topic of politics and stick to sex and regular discussion. Oddly enough, she also works for the Wildlife Conservation Society at the Bronx zoo. Yup, a freeper that's involved in conservation and enjoys partying at gay clubs.

[deutsey]

51. I was going to say, who's going to clean up after them?

:evilgrin:

[Nickster]

6. You mean kinda like in Shaun of the Dead? You can use it for neat home

games and such.

[xultar]

42. That's what I'm thinking.

[Oversea Visitor]

7. Eeeh there a few around

But they not normal freeper
They smart kind
Very objective orientated.
Hmmm maybe they Agent Mike

[madeline_con]

8. Those things REEK!

You don't want one inside! :puke:

[Skittles]

9. they are totally FULL of shit

you'd be cleaning ENDLESSLY

[saltpoint]

10. We had a freeper once. But it ran off, became feral, and not long

after that, Tom Coburn was elected to the Senate in Oklahoma.

Can't prove the connection directly, but my suspicions run high.

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edit: spellin'

[converted_democrat]

25. Oh, Jaysus.. I just about fell out of my seat when I read that.. That

was really funny..

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

34. Hi, converted_democrat. I stole it, actually, from Bill Cosby's old

routine on rhinoceroses.

"We had a rhinoceros once..." he has the speaker tell a friend.
"Does he bite?" a friend asks.
"No, but he'll RAM the hell out ya."

So I swiped the idea and then added the Coburn shot just for kicks.

Nice to see you tonight on DU. :hi:

[converted_democrat]

37. Stolen or not, it was hilarious...

Good to see you too, Old Crusoe... :hi:

[Lusted4]

28. Their getting scarce. They found they make great replacements for

lab rats because they multiply faster, and you don't get as attached to them.

[saltpoint]

32. LOL!

[graywarrior]

11. There's no litter box big enough.

[libodem]

12. we could train it to say 'why do you hate america?'

[xultar]

43. Yup on cue.

[wtmusic]

13. They're cute when they're little

but they grow up and...you know the story.

[Extend a Hand]

19. There was a study

that showed they are whiney little things. I can't stand whining!

http://alternet.org/blogs/peek/33784/

[oasis]

21. Like Mr. Hankie Poo. (eom)

[Ilsa]

14. Those things are too stupid to train, so forget it! eom

[Skip Intro]

15. rofl....

[eleny]

16. But...But - What if they're like Tribbles and they multiply???

[MadisonProgressive]

20. That's the trouble with tribbles - and freepers!

[ClassWarrior]

26. But who'd wanna mate with 'em?

NGU.

[xultar]

47. Tribbles are both male and female and can multiply from a single

source.

[Lusted4]

24. Sorrrryyyyy,but Alan Combs is already taken.n/t

[tinfoilinfor2005]

27. They weren't bred for intelligence;

just mindless yapping. The noise would drive you insane.

[0rganism]

29. Why buy the loaf when you can get free slices?

Seriously, care and feeding of those things is a pain in the ass. We get enough of them passing through anyway, no need to keep one on staff.

[xultar]

44. But won't it be fun to train it. Come on mom & dad. I promise to walk it.

[Cleita]

30. No Xultar, don't wish for that. Al Franken has his pet freeper Mark

and he brings out the worst in all of us. :-)

[xultar]

40. True. I fell a sleep shortly after posting. I guess I assumed it would

get locked.

[Alamom]

33. If this is allowed, have it spayed or neutered and get a short hair

breed....

I've killed several vacuum cleaners, being fond of long haired cats.

[goclark]

38. LOL ~ Can the play Freeper be transparent?

You know how it is so easy to see right through them.


That would be fun!

[xultar]

46. I would love the freeper transparent training especially during primary

season.

[kweerwolf]

39. I heard a "Freeper mill" got busted in N.Car. recently ...

They were neutering Freepers without a license.

3 charged in castrations in Haywood ‘dungeon’

At least six men traveled from across the nation and abroad to learn “slave training” and have their genitals mutilated by a man they called “Master Rick” in a sadomasochistic dungeon, according to court papers and investigators.

Haywood County authorities said Friday the men were castrated during eight illegal surgeries at a home on Peace Mountain Road in the Allens Creek community. The operations took place from June 2004 to November 2005.

One of the men arrested Thursday filmed himself performing a surgery. Investigators said they found the DVD when they searched the home on Wednesday.

Investigators would not say whether the DVD was made for sale. They also would not say whether anyone was paid for the surgeries.

http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060401/NEWS01/60331076/1011

[xultar]

45. I remember that. Maybe we can get them to neuter ours before they

go to the big house.

[Catchawave]

48. I found a "litter" to pick from:

[DemonGoddess]

49. hehehe

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[xultar]

52. EU...I don't like that litter.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

50. we'll ALL be cleaning up after them for years, unless they...

colapse the US economy... after they do that, they can save up their YEN, instead of dollars, with what we owe Red China.

[Toots]

53. Not sure about a pet but the occasional chew toy would be fun

:silly:

[Zorra]

54. Teasing the, er, intellectually challenged really isn't very PC, xultar.

It always breaks my liberal bleeding heart to see them try to spell simple words, and construct simple sentences that express, logical, coherent thoughts.:cry:

Besides that, freepers spread disease.

Maybe if Democrats get back in power we can establish an institution where the most dangerous freepers can be humanely housed, a place that prevents them from further spreading disease and endangering our society.

Someplace like Leavenworth, but more secure, comes to mind.

[Jade Fox]

55. I'm not gonna give it a flea bath! n/t

[omega minimo]

56. They've already moved in and they're playin witchoo

:thumbsdown:

[devilgrrl]

59. Go to user profiles and type "right" in the search box.

There are plenty of Freepers already here to play with.

[Skidmore]

60. xultar, are you licensed to handle

toxic waste products?

Just wonderin'. Concerned for your your safety.