So it shall be written; so it shall be done

[CatWoman]

:D

I really don't have a point here.

I just like saying that.

Plus I'm watching the 10 Commandments. :D

And I just finished reading how Xultar will, in the next life, use her penis for evil. I'm jealous :P

[MadMaddie]

1. Bwaw...haw..haw...I like it....

:hi:

[CatWoman]

2. !

:hi:

[TAPat]

3. It's good to be the king!

Meant only as another Yul quote - not a * quote! :hi:

[CatWoman]

5. now you have me humming "The Inquisition"

The Inquistion (Let’s Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We’re gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay

The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus person’s plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I’ll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car In the car

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve flattened their fingers
We’ve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
So come on all you heathens and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and it’s here to say.

[TAPat]

6. Hee Hee Hee....

:rofl:
Haven't heard that one in a while........
(you have a great voice, btw)

[senseandsensibility]

4. I have to admit

the words sound cool. I clicked on this thread just because they sounded so cool. :) We need some more cool around here.

[ContraBass Black]

7. I love saying that too.

And I have just the voice for it.

[sweetheart]

8. penis for joy

Some hopeful bastards use the things to get off,
or we wouldn't be drowning in overpopuion,
the tubesteaks gotta satisfy some old toff,
or nobody would celibrate an ejaculation.

And for all the viagra in my inbox,
i can't seem to connect to my evil penis,
any feelings not any different than eve's pox,
of bleeding every month, goddess venus.

Pecker head's with vagina's
proceed to the checkout for the clenis,
then you can attack china,
radioactive cockroaches, the new genus.

Your penis is not yours,
it belongs to lord shiva and it penetrates all worlds,
and in the ecstacy of being joined with all worlds,
intimately,
your penis is not evil,
and never will be.

[OneBlueSky]

9. "So sayeth the shepherd." . . . "So sayeth the flock." . . .

"Porkys", circa 1982 . . . (I think) . . . :)

[Warren DeMontague]

10. "There are those that are partial to the snail, and those that are partial

to the oyster..."

No point here, either, Spartacus.