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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:41 PM
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* were you born an asshole or did ya work at it yer whole life??? hehe
Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 09:02 PM by greenbriar
http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/bonr1991/37.mp3

goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:47 PM
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1. gotta listen
its funny
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:49 PM
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2. I love that song!
It's very popular with karaoke crowds.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:56 PM
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3. everytime I hear it I think of w and his crowd
all your friends are assholes


and you have an asshole for a wife.

bwahaha


fits
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:03 PM
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5. I heard it last night in the Karaoke bar
made me think immediately of bush
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Nomad559 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:03 PM
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4. I made this video about a year ago
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:05 PM
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6. what a great job
you should finish it for the whole song!


awesome
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WePurrsevere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:48 AM
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7. Gosh.. I haven't heard that song in years... sure suits BushCo to a T.
n/t

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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 12:41 PM
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8. I think it was written just for him, the author just didn't know it
at the time.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 12:43 PM
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9. 6 years of having my back pissed down...
...and being told "Hey, it's RAINING, dood! A real CLOUD-BUSTAH!" have made me an Asshole.

A bitter, cynical asshole.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 05:26 PM
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10. Reminds me of that Denis Leary song
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