Easter Bunny says, "First find eggs. Then CAPTION!!!!"

[skip fox]

W. is "thnking": "Damn. Everything's sinking. My poll numbers. Iraq. The environment. All our lies. And I'm, like, supposed to be up-beat and wave to these little f*ckers. . . . Happy Easter, Pissants. . . . Geez. Why can't it be like in the movies?"

[Lusted4]

1. Talk to the hand. Cuz I ain't hearin ya. n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. See if you stand back here and hold yer hand up

juz like this, I can see a Middle East without Iraq.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. OR... you know... from here, ifin you hold yer hand

just right... New Orleans looks as good as new!

[tool_of_the_people]

4. Stand right there, Dick.

No wait, just a little to the left. More. Little more. Stop! Right there.
I'm just trying to see what you'll look like behind bars.

[shenmue]

5. "I didn't get any chocolate bunnies..."

"Stupid Easter Claus, there's no eggs under the tree this time..."

[redirish28]

6. These kids will find all the easter eggs and I won't get any.

[0007]

7. He looks like he's trying to re-route the Colorado River

[peekaloo]

8. This here's my stance on how to properly patrol the borders.

Maybe wear one of them lil orange vests and blow a whistle when I see one of them ET's. Oh yeah and wave a stop sign that says "alto". For Canadians it'd say "Alto, eh".

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. naaa he's just trying to shield his eyes from the nuclear blast

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=941337&mesg_id=941337

[nuxvomica]

10. Get thee behind me Sata.. wait a sec... Karl?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

11. See, this bubble works really good,

I have to check the walls all by myself since I'm the only one can see them.

[Berry Cool]

12. Drat! Why isn't the Potomac parting?

This worked so well when Charlton Heston did it in The Ten Commandments last night on TV!

[carlydenise]

13. Pic

WAIT LAURA!!!! I wasn't looking at the female easter bunny in that way! No, don't you dare throw those easter eggs at me! LAURA! STOP IT OUCH!

[newyawker99]

24. Hi carlydenise!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[carlydenise]

26. HI! What a nice welcome! Thanks!

Good to be here....I was a DU'er quite a few years ago, after wandering aimlessly for a while, I am back home! Thanks!
Carly

[lonestarnot]

14. Heh heh heh squander their billions and we give them eggs.

[skip fox]

15. W. is saying: "Yeah, yeah. Meet the bunny, find the eggs, stuff your mouth

with candy. . . . Human Spam. . . . Meat sheaths. . . . And to think, some of them say I don't care. . . . Freakin' idiots."

[Ravy]

16. Bush stands for hours "parting the sea" for White House visitors...

... until the White House groundskeeper informs him that the sprinkler system is designed to point away from the sidewalks.

[Kailassa]

17. Stop trying to photograph my new brain.

And anyway, they made me a flatter one.
You can hardly see it under the back of my jacket now.

:evilfrown:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. "Stop, In The Name Of Dumb"

So says the Stumblebumb...

Think it oh-oh-ver...

:D

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

19. Feeling especially powerful and God-like this Easter Sunday,

president Bush banished the gays and lesbians and their pagan rituals with a wave of his hand, declaring, "The White House Compound will now only celebrate approved Republican Jesusness rituals that focus on MY special and fearsome magical powers!"

[skip fox]

20. Happy Holidays!

:)

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

22. You too skip fox!

Nice to see you!

[skip fox]

21. W. is "thinking": "Man, if I was the Easter Bunny I'd never hide the eggs

THAT way. Like in plain sight. I'd stuff them in shoes so the kid getting up would have a suprise. Or stick them in mufflers and then watch the tow trucks rolling through the neighborhood. Or smear them over windshields and pee on them or something. . . . This hiding eggs in plain sight . . . geez . . . it's kids' stuff."

[skip fox]

23. W. is "thinking": "(Sigh.) I wonder who's going to play me in the movie.

I wanted Charleton Heston, but when he was younger, but Karl says I can't have that. How 'bout John Wayne when he was still alive? . . . I'll ask Karl, but I think he's going to say 'no' again. (Sigh.)"

[Atman]

25. "I found THIS MANY!"

"Those little homo kids cheated, or I would have got more."