REPUBLICAN RESURRECTIONS by DrTed...so true!...

[Acebass]

This is from my local dem newsletter it's centered around some local issues but it says alot about '06' nationaly...If we're not carful the lizards will find a way back in...

REPUBLICAN RESURRECTIONS by DrTed

It's a magical time in the Commonwealth. The weather is cooperating
for fun in the sun; redbuds are out; azaleas are blooming; dogwoods
are popping; Democrats are debating and believing in themselves;
meddling bloggers (not me, of course) are predicting upcoming
elections; sports radio shows are blaring about next year's teams;
people will soon be flocking from everywhere to have Derby fun in the
City. What fun!

Somewhere in the darkest bowels of the White House, the Lizard Wizard
AKA Karl Rove is stirring the pot (or smoking it maybe—ssssh!) with
dog tails called Iran.

The Lizard Wizard chants: “Iran has nukes, Iran has nukes, nobody
will doubt, nobody will doubt.” Rush and his flock—will pound on
their chests and say—W will do it; W will do it---This should work,
this should work…it did in 02 and 04 too.”

“Let’s add frog legs in the form of immigrants into this cauldron.
Remember 04; remember 04 when I throw the Gays into it…Hee, hee,
hee... Immigrants will be better to sacrifice. I can now pit Blacks
against Browns. Oh boy!”

“All we soon forget about those little white lies about WMD and the
economy too.”

I must wait a month or two before going---POOF and Georgie rises once
more in the polls!” Crows the Lizard Wizard.

Somewhere in a darkened office in D.C. the Wizard with No Chin called
Mitch is looking over his recipe book.

This Wizard mutters: “Let’s see—throw big money into the race; add a
few bitter rivals vying for the Democratic nomination; keep the Arena
pork in the State budget but eliminate the bacon for the poor; plus a
little rise in the poll data.” “Hmm, I might just be able to
resurrect the Fletcher in 07.”

“If only he didn’t make such a mess in Frankfort,” sighs the Wizard
with No Chin...