Candy egg hangover? Try a CAPTION!!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: " . . . and some countries NEED a civil war. Why look at our country. We were a nation for a couple dozen years or so, or something like that, with a constitution and everything, and then we had to go and start a big fight with ourselves. But we're better for it! We don't have slaves, we have convenience stores! So it's like NATURAL and GOOD. . . . Heck, I think the civil war in Iraq shows how successful we've been. They're getting one before they're even really a country . . . Wow, we're fast! . . . Next question."

[shenmue]

1. "See, if we blow up enough of their country..."

"they won't have that much left to worry about!"

:dunce:

[skip fox]

2. W. is saying: "Look, it's a civil war. Do I have to spell it out for you?

S-I-V-A-L. . . . Not like us. We've got a big war . . . against terror. But a civil war is like families. . . . Like a spat in the dining room . . . Nothing! Nada! Zero minus less!. . . . Next question."

[Rex]

3. See Mr. Thumb? Mr. Thumb lieeekes red buttons. Shiny reeeed buttons.

Snear snear snear.

[peekaloo]

4. I call this my thumbsicle. When I have to think real hard I pull it

out of my ass and suck on it for awhile. It's like a Tootsie Poop. heh heh, 'ceptin' ya don't want to bite it to get to the chocolate. heh heh.

[Random_Australian]

5. And I act real reasonable like this, then I GRAB THAT BASTARD BY

THE NECK AND F*CKING HEADBUT THE MUSH OUT OF IT!
That freaking squirrel never came near me again.... man that was some good drugs, I use the same for my fiscal and foreign policy decisions....

[skip fox]

6. W. is "saying": "What's all this talk about quitting? Didn't you ever see

_Boy's Town_ where that priest got Andy Rooney into Notre Dame and they found the phantom of the Opera ringing bells with a bunched up back and they win the heavy-weight championship right at the buzzer in time for the Kenducky Derby? Geez. Everybody knows not to give up and quit."