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Meanwhile, on the national front, another case with greater gravitas seems to be faltering along, losing steam, as it slowly staggers to a halt under its own ponderous weight of baggage and camp followers.
Patrick Fitzgerald seems to be slowly sinking into the same quicksand with his highly touted Libby indictment, despite being hailed as the new brilliant squeaky clean Elliot Ness by the New York Times, a paper never noted for inaccurate hyperbole when it comes to an active White House opponent.
Much to the disagreement and certain dyspepsia of the progressive political pundits, Mr. Fitzgerald has had to take a second sheepish step backwards after his initial all out charge for the finish line, an Electoral College sweep and an early standing offer for Attorney General, or at least an invitation to the Indian wrestle off with Elliot Spitzer or was it Elliot Ness, who can be sure anymore?
The first awkward withdrawal was called when it was revealed by Mr. Bob Woodward, a relatively well known journalist possessing some relevant credentials, explained that he had learned of the late great Valerie Plame exhaustive spluttering before the great defender of all that’s right and noble, the new Untouchable without the Thompson gun, Mr. Patrick Fitzgerald averred and ejaculated that the previously indicted Mr. Scooter Libby had.
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http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/burtis041506.htmBurtis is apparently yet another Bush masturbator.