How will Bush top the "flight suit sausage strut" when he invades Iran?

[Rocknrule]

What tasteless stunt will he pull for his "mission accomplished" ceremony to top showing up in a flight suit with a stuffed crotch? Any guesses?

[Democrats_win]

1. He´ll be in his 9-11 spider-hole drunk, Vietnam deja vu.

[enid602]

2. Mabus(h)

His Mom will go on TV to assuage the American public by telling them that the Iranians are getting a 'pretty good deal.'

[11 Bravo]

3. I'm seeing spandex bike shorts, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, and ...

a couple of pairs of rolled up sweat socks.

[Sinti]

4. Maybe that's what the Speedo was for :) my kingdom for a pic! n/t

[mike_c]

5. here ya go....

[Sinti]

7. Not the one I was thinking of, but apropos nonetheless. Thanks :)

[Oversea Visitor]

6. Simple he wear his monkey suit

You knwo the black strip on white background ( very old fashion )

Bright orange one too glaring.

[ShaneGR]

8. Invading Iran would require a military force.....

Larger than the one we used to originally go into Iraq. We do not have that force available. Not even close.

So, no invasion.

[gratuitous]

12. Invasion's probably not possible

But dropping a nuclear bomb or several definitely is. And as much controversy as still surrounds the only other use of nuclear weapons, I'd have to say that Bush would finally, legitimately, and forever be regarded as the 21st century equivalent of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and every other murderous tyrant you can call to mind.

[Cleita]

9. I dunno,

a broomstick up his ass comes to mind. According to Gonzo it's not torture unless he suffers organ failure, so he should be okay with it.

[Danieljay]

10. He'll hire Jeff Gannon to design his new one...

complete with built in penis pump.

[Rocknrule]

13. Like Ben Stiller's in "Dodgeball"

[Radical Activist]

11. A big militaristic rally like this one...

[Frank Cannon]

14. Easy. It's got to be "backless" cowboy chaps.

Nothing else post-"Brokeback Mountain" expresses the amount of manly energy GW has coiled up inside him like a hell-bent-for-leather King Cobra.

[geniph]

15. Maybe he'll hang out a full Dirk Diggler prosthesis

Dammit, I just grossed myself out.

[Justpat]

16. He will take over the airwaves of the country to declare

himself King of the World.

He will say that in order to promote Democracy over there, he had to kill it here.

He will claim that God anointed him with this destiny.

He will proclaim that the dream of democracy as expressed by our founding fathers has given way to
his monarchy/theocracy for our own good.


Any hope of saving our country will be extinguished by the rapidity with which the neocons
snuff out the memory and dream of freedom in our land.

OK, it is pretty grim - but there is nothing this psychotic nut job and his cabal of enablers would do that
would surprise me.