Janet Jackson's Amazing Infinite Nipple continues to upset the pious

[Bluebear]

To: National Desk

Contact: John Aman, Center For Reclaiming America for Christ, 954-334-5330, 954-540-8560 cell, [e-mail]

FT. LAUDERDALE, Fl., April 17 /Christian Wire Service/ -- Dr. Gary Cass, Executive Director of the Center for Reclaiming America for Christ, responded today to four television networks’ challenge late last week to an FCC ruling that several programs had violated federal decency standards.

“As millions of Americans were in Good Friday services contemplating the highest ideals of self sacrifice and love, the major networks were carrying out their self-assigned ignoble duty of making the primetime airwaves safe for indecency. The networks argue that they have the right to use public airwaves to ‘drop the F-bomb’ and the ‘S-bomb’ in prime-time.

“These are, after all, public airwaves and are to be used for the public good. Can anyone explain how encouraging the public, and especially our children, to have even more vulgar and offensive speech is in the public interest?

“In the light of Janet Jackson’s infamous wardrobe malfunction and Bono’s ‘F-bomb’ at the Golden Globe awards, the Center, along with Coral Ridge Ministries, its parent ministry, is currently gathering tens of thousands of petitions to send to the FCC to encourage more consistent and forceful application of existing obscenity and indecency standards. The petition can be accessed at www.reclaimamerica.org.

“Media elites in North Hollywood and Manhattan may think a more coarse and vulgar culture is enlightened, but this only proves how out of touch with America they have become! Potty-mouthed behavior by children usually wins them an extended stay in the corner and, in some cases, a thoroughgoing mouthwash with soap. Potty-mouthed networks deserve similar treatment via the FCC.”

http://www.earnedmedia.org/ra0417.htm

[Kutjara]

1. I'm shocked, truly shocked.

Do grown adults really still say "potty-mouth"? Can someone please remind me what decade we're in? Hell, what century?

[Bluebear]

4. The words "Ignoble" and "Potty mouth" in one press release.

:crazy:

[RC]

2. Sure, let's all watch television geared for 6 year olds, by law.

And movies also.

[gratuitous]

13. Because a baby cannot eat steak

No one else will be allowed steak, either.

Tell me that one again about how the Democrats are the Nanny State people? That one always cracks me up.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. mammary glands for the needy.

The only thing they prove is how out of touch they are with reality. They create little rules of behavior based on badly translated fairy tales, then demand that we follow them down their path paved with willful ignorance.
"potty mouth"? ARE THEY KIDDING?

Hey, if nudity were a bad thing, we'd have been born with fur or clothing.

[Fenris]

5. I'm glad they're focusing on the real important issues.

[spanone]

6. FCC should start jerking these phony tv christians off our televisions

These people extort money from people for the promise of saving their souls...criminal. 24 hours a freakin' day.

[Bluebear]

10. But but, they heal cripples! Look at all the wheelchairs no longer needed!

[gratuitous]

7. THIS is what they have to worry about?

I guess the outrages of torture, unprovoked war, and the prospect of dropping a nuclear bomb (a little more destructive than an "f-bomb" if you ask me) on unarmed civilians doesn't bother these folks, huh?

Well, whatever enables them to fleece the gullible, I guess.

[gatorboy]

8. Yes, yes, Janet's nipple was horrible!!!

I couldn't enjoy the T & A/Fart laced beer commercials not as much!

[sam sarrha]

9. maybe it was more the Christmas tree ornament hung on said nipple

maybe it was the 'Color' of said nipple.. and the eminent chaos that such a Black Nipple would cause in the hormones of our crystal pure white adolescent boys and the homosexual tendencies it could cause in our crystal pure white girls...!

it could have caused a riot...!! ohh..sorry that was Katrina's racial propaganda excuse for not giving them water, medical help, picking them off roofs in 110* heat, etc etc..

[gatorboy]

12. Hey I think she could've used that against them.

If they blurred out the Christmas tree ornament hung on said nipple, that could be considered a War on Christmas! Those bastards!

[sui generis]

16. Indiana Jones and the Nipple of Doom

What on earth is the matter with a nipple anyway? Does it just inspire uncontrollable lust and make men everywhere lurch about looking for something to rape? You would think we were just stupid drooling animals driven to uncontrollable mindless frenzy by the sight of nipple metallurgy.

It's not like every single one of us humans doesn't have at least two. Sheesh. I accidentally shaved my third one off last week, again. :blush:

[sam sarrha]

17. it was black.. but no problem with tobacco killing nearly 1/2 million a yr

[Bluebear]

20. Word.

[Rex]

Why should the FCC listen to insane people?

Oh yeah I forgot...they are run by insane people! Ack!

[davidthegnome]

11. Yikes

Argh, my virgin eyes. I have been traumatized for life.

Seriously, is there anyone here who gives two shits about her showing her nipple? Personally, my buddies and I cheered when we saw it - that was the highlight of the game.

[driver8]

14. "Center for Re-Claiming America for Christ"???!!

What makes these people so sure that Christ wants to "claim it"?

"Media elites in North Hollywood"??

I wonder where the "North Hollywood" came from? I live in Los Angeles and know that there is a North Hollywood...I didn't realize that was where the media elites hung out.

These people are absolutely bat shit crazy! Fuck these fuckers! (There's that potty mouth again.)

[sutz12]

15. I missed Janet's nipple....

We switched over to watch the Lingerie Bowl. :rofl:

I'm going to Hell in a handcart.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

18. need a push? I'll be right behind you.

[Bluebear]

19. "North Hollywood"

As opposed to the Godfearing South Hollywood, I guess? :crazy: