Am I wrong here, or is young Barbara dressed too hot for Easter service?

[Faygo Kid]

I grew up going to church, and I gotta tell you: I never saw a neckline (or nonexistent one) like the one dear daughter Barbara is wearing here this past Easter Sunday. Zowie. Comment, please.

[Chimichurri]

1. where's Jenna? Why is she always "left behind"?

[elehhhhna]

4. that's jenna in the light blue, next to Barbara. She lives hard.

[Bluebear]

9. Babs is wearing her slacks like Fred Mertz

All the way up to the bust line.

[BrklynLiberal]

22. She bears a striking resemblance to Fred in other ways too.

[Mr_Spock]

46. lol

:rofl:

[Tim4319]

109. She looks a lot like George Washington to me.

Just bawl up a one dollar bill, put it in your back pocket, sit on it, then smooth it out. I looks just like Barb!

[BrklynLiberal]

154. ROTFLMAO!

[katty]

34. Babs man pants...gawd look at all of them...the good christians singing

[SlavesandBulldozers]

116. lol. n/t

[Golden Raisin]

69. Maybe Babs was aiming for an empire waistline look

and missed. Nah, that's too French. For a bunch of supposed American patricians they all look like they got their clothes at Sears or K-Mart. I usually don't find anything even remotely funny about the Bush Family as they are so evil and have wrought so much pain, harm & disaster on the USA and the world, but somehow the Fred Mertz thing just tickled my funnybone.

[Bluebear]

70. Well, the Bush's certainly love empires!

:hi:

[wordpix2]

75. funny!

[Tim4319]

108. Does she even have her teeth in?

[Faygo Kid]

157. And for those of us pushing 60, the trouble with Fred Mertz is. . .?

He's a cranky SOB who is honest as the day is long and a good friend to an ethnically different person with an accent. I am hitching up my drawers even as I write this.

[BrklynLiberal]

159. ROTFLMAO!!

[Chimichurri]

13. ROTFL

Well done!

[Chimichurri]

self delete - dup post

[abluelady]

31. Jenna is in Richmond, VA

with her boyfriend.

[wordpix2]

76. that's not where a fine upstanding religious girl should be on Easter

with her boyfriend instead of with the fam?

[RB TexLa]

79. How many adults are with their parents on holidays?

:shrug:

[WinkyDink]

143. Plenty. And this IS the First Family, not just any old family.

That's why THEY get their photo in the newspaper.

[Faygo Kid]

158. I've got your back from here on out, WinkyDink.

You Get It. Hypocrisy reigns, and I for one will never back off when I consider some 19 year old blowing up in Tikrit or becoming permanently a vegetable while Barbara decides to look like she is out to a disco on Easter Sunday at church. Or young kids I saw at Walter Reed, but I can't go there. Guess I am getting old. Where is the outrage? There is death and destruction and class warfare and rejection of eternal and Christian and American values in this photo. I didn't post this for fun. I posted it because it makes a statement. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

[underpants]

138. Oh really?

So that is why they ran in the 10K here.

:think:

[abluelady]

155. Yes

Her boyfriend lives here so she spends a lot of time here.

[SoCalDem]

41. Kegger

:)

[Jack Rabbit]

50. In bed with a hangover?

[calimary]

93. Truly, you can't have Drunk without Disorderly.

They do go hand-in-hand.

[ShortnFiery]

102. Barbara's skimpy white "full slip" looks nice but where's the dress? :P

[Bluebear]

2. Throw a wrap over your teddy and you're all set, evidently.

And what teeny tiny chapel is this? These people are having to shrink farther and farther from the public, I reckon.

[bliss_eternal]

5. LMAO!

:rofl: good one, Bluebear.

[MisterP]

11. it's clearly in another dimension--just look a the back-wall-ceiling combo

[tridim]

39. Apparently they can afford their own private church

Chimpy likes it because of the 2 drink minimum rule he had Rove implement.

"Blood of Christ? Gimme a Lone Star Rev"

[FredScuttle]

64. LOL

and instead of the body of Christ, Cheese Whiz on a Ritz cracker. Mmmm-mmm!

[bliss_eternal]

3. Hot

in that she looks like she may be warm? ;) Or perhaps it was a particularly hot day, and she dressed accordingly?

[JuniperLea]

16. Everyone else is wearing a jacket

Men and women alike... I'd say, no.

[Faygo Kid]

21. Ever see Liz Taylor in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?" It's Barbara.

Not Easter church services, but Liz and Paul Newman were another zowie. As a great movie put it, Zowie, Barbara.

[bliss_eternal]

58. LOL--Oh yeah--I've seen it!

I was primarily being silly, but you do have a point. As Juniper noted, everyone else is wearing a jacket. What's up with that?

That Barbara--always the stand out, isn't she? lol.

[Kutjara]

6. Shrub can't seem to find the right page.

Story of his life.

[Iris]

53. Yep - that's what stood out in this picture to me.

Who cares what Babs, Jr. is wearing?

[adigal]

67. He's looking for the big pictures

and the big letters that make the short words, so he can join in.

He just can't find it. What a dope!!

[Monk06]

99. He's looking for the part that says he came back from the dead. N/C

[driver8]

7. Hey...she just crawled in from bar hopping the night before!

Speaking of bar hopping...where is the other little Bush chippy?

Guess she got lucky.

[greenbriar]

8. looks like a maternity dress

;)

[XemaSab]

12. She does look a little plumper than usual there

:think:

[journalist3072]

15. I was thinking the same thing!!! Let me find out she has stomach mumps!

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Sure does

maybe she's going for the Blessed Mother look?

[Carni]

47. I thought the same thing...except maternity night gown came to mind

That shapeless thing isn't particularly hot...it just looks low cut, cheap and ill fitting like everything else the bushit daughter trolls wear.

[Lefty48197]

63. You beat me to it.

She's 100% preg-o.

[smirkymonkey]

74. ...or a maternity nightie.

Looks like she didn't have time to get dressed.

[JuniperLea]

10. That must be her slip

And she's forgotten the dress.

It's been a while since I've been to Easter services, but I can assure you I would have been left at home dressed like that. Fashion etiquette dictates that when in Rome... Everyone there, men and women, are wearing jackets. Nuff said.

[BrklynLiberal]

17. Great minds.....

[JuniperLea]

20. Indeed!

Nearly verbatim too! hehe

[BrklynLiberal]

14. It looks like she forgot to put the dress on over her slip.

Jenna probably too hung over to get out of bed.

[Tanuki]

18. Camp David chapel

phony staged photo op of the rat family trying to look pious. Who could be taken in by this shameless and blasphemous mockery of the celebration of Christ's resurrection?

[Faygo Kid]

24. They were in Crawford.

Not the point of the post, but zowie anyway.

[DoYouEverWonder]

27. No, that's the chapel at Camp David

Bush was to scared of Cindy to go to Crawford this year.

[Faygo Kid]

38. Really? Apologies to you, and thanks.

Couldn't believe he would be anywhere but Crawford for Easter. Many thanks.

[madokie]

107. you got it, the crawford coward, he be scared of Cindy

[dogday]

19. She is wearing the shroud

of the bush clan... Looks like some kind of aphrodite dress...

[Zech Marquis]

23. creepy

looks like a cult meeting if you ask me :evilgrin:

[NanceGreggs]

26. I'm Jewish now ...

... but I was raised Catholic. My mother was not unnecessarily strict about my clothes (especially in the '60s, when I wore the tiniest mini-skirts), but if I had trotted off to mass dressed like THAT, she would have disowned me for the shame of it.

These people are such trash.

[Faygo Kid]

42. The hypocrisy was my point, despite criticism here.

I am sure that some whose children lie in Walter Reed Hospital or somewhere darker and colder are glad to see that Barbara Bush (the younger), daughter of the prez who sent them into battle, dresses like that for Easter Sunday services. I think it speaks volumes. Gotten skewered here for posting it, but glad that you at least get the point. If you are going to live by the sword, Bushbots, you die by the sword, and he not I sends young people (and Iraqis) to their deaths every day to fight a useless war based on lies, then claim to hold the moral high ground. If you are going to claim the moral high ground, then you better be prepared to face the consequences. I don't claim it. But I recognize bald hypocrisy when I see it, and thought I would share it here. Bam.

[NanceGreggs]

54. I hear ya!

You rarely see the Bush twins, and I'm sure that's because they are invariably dressed, made-up and acting in ways the family doesn't want seen.

You just know that if they were squeaky-clean little Christian Repubs, they'd be trotted out in front of the cameras on a daily basis.

IMHO, they are fair game in the Hypocrisy Game, along with the rest of the Bush family trash.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

28. Seriously. Who Gives A Fuck. Stuff Like This Just Makes Us Look

completely silly.

It would probably be ok in the lounge, but to post this immature, petty and meaningless garbage in GD just makes us look silly.

Honestly, there are a bit more pressing issues for discussion no? Or is her neckline all that's important to you...

[Faygo Kid]

35. Stifling Opposition Is A Bit Undemocratic Wouldn'cha Say?

You are free to review my posts, and tell me which should or should not have been posted. That probably holds true for everyone here. Your judgment is invaluable.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

60. I Stifled Nothing. I Called It As I See It. If You Can't Handle It, Tough

You posted a thread, I gave you my honest and extremely accurate opinion on it. I didn't tell you not to post this, I merely told you that doing so was petty, immature, useless and makes us look silly... ...and it does, by the way.

Yes, you are free to post as many garbage threads as you'd like, and I am free to reply in them and call them immature garbage.



on edit: ok ok I admit I'm being a bit too serious about this stuff, but I still think it's just silly to see in GD.

[dogday]

125. Who really give a rat's ass??

I mean nobody likes the shrub or his offspring... And here at DU the girls are not off-limits as he has threatened the press.... If we can flame each other as we do, we can flame away on this....

[loudsue]

94. No.

But statements like that make YOU look completely silly.

The republicans ALL look so bad, that there's VERY little any of us could do that would make us look "silly" by comparison.

We're human. They're...well, we're not quite sure.

:kick::kick::kick:

[rinsd]

29. Ohhhh my god you can see her dirty pillows!!!!!

When did DU become land of the prudes?

:shrug:

[Carni]

49. LOL! That does look like a loose version of Carrie's prom frock

I am surprised old Bab's isn't hanging off the wall stuck with crucifix items and candles lol

On edit: I literally meant *Old* Babs AKA the former first lady quaker oats man.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

119. that quaker oats bit never gets old to me.

it is a well-spring of laughs. LOL. thanks for bringing it back for another go around.

[muntrv]

30. Lesson in temptation?

[sandrakae]

32. Is it just me or does Dumb Ass look like he can't find the page?

[Bluebear]

33. His hymnal might be upside down. If it is a hymnal. nt

[katty]

36. bushboy thought bubble: gee, i love ta sing!!

[Bluebear]

37. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"

He knows no hymns so he just sings along with his favoright tunes.

[knitter4democracy]

134. "Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon"

That's what you sing when you don't know the words in a hymn. I learned that one in college. :)

[Bozita]

40. Her cleavage tells us how proud she is of her American freedoms

She's very proud.

[Buns_of_Fire]

113. So THAT'S what they're calling 'em these days!

"American Freedoms," eh? My, my. I've been out of the loop so long, I was still calling them "Golden Bozos" (thank you, Steve Martin).

But will it keep me from getting slapped in a bar when I casually say, "I certainly do admire your American Freedoms..."?

[yurbud]

43. I think that's her night gown and robe.

[Carni]

44. Christ it looks like a nightgown with a bathrobe thrown over it

What kind of a look is that and yes, that seems pretty risque for an Easter service (although I haven't been to church since I was four so what do I know!)

[Faygo Kid]

51. Yes, it is risque for Easter. At church. With Dad who breeds death.

How many young men and women are dead or horribly disabled because they bought, with all the honesty anyone here could muster, the lies? And here she is, with the Bush family, frankly going through the motions in a dress that I don't think anyone can explain for Easter Sunday at church. It's an insult. My take, and it's not really a very funny one. Wish this could have been better.

[Carni]

57. I think it's pretty hypocritical as usual

There are a lot of people at DU that defend young Barbara and Jenna but I am not one of them--that odious family is a snake pit of selfishness and hypocrisy and when they flaunt it this blatantly at one of their faux Christian photo ops--it pisses me off.

If those two spoiled, selfish, stupid girls want to be photographed in revealing clothing they should be doing it over in Iraq while at the very least performing with the USO (whatever that group is that performs for the troops)

Personally... I would like to see them on the streets of Baghdad in army fatigues showing us just how just dad's invasion was but that's just me...

I agree, these things tend to piss me off--if that makes me petty and unevolved than tough shit.

[yurbud]

45. Do you think Papa Bush is gay like junior and sleeps with his man-wife or

is straight and sleeps with other women?

[porphyrian]

48. Doesn't everyone go tits-out to church? - n/t

[Neil Lisst]

52. She's wearing her sleeping clothes.

This was taken at Camp David, and this was a photo op at the chapel there, I'm sure. They probably had to roust out the royal twins, and this one slapped on some makeup and threw a house robe over her night shirt or slip.

Honestly, that does not look like a real dress and cover, does it?

[tuvor]

55. I've got no problem with Jenna's attire. My problem is with the family...

...wanting to be photographed praying...y'know, like the hypocrites Jesus was talking about.

"When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. --Matthew 6:5

Jenna's outfit is just fine. It's what's in her heart that counts.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

121. thank you for a reasoned post.

frankly I don't know much about the twins, and could care less what they are wearing.

I hold out hope one day one of them wakes up and realizes what's going on, and speaks out.

[robertpaulsen]

56. Is it just me, or is Dumbya turning the pages of the hymnal BACKWARD?

Shit, he's probably looking at it upside down too!

[peekaloo]

73. maybe by turning the pages backward he can hear Satan's command.

bet he wore out many an LP in his day.

[Missy Vixen]

59. NOT appropriate

I expect to be flamed.

Barbara Jr's attire is not appropriate for a church service. Period. Especially when she knows there will be photographers there.

Julie

[Faygo Kid]

62. Agreed. Point of the post. Already been flamed. Thanks, JulieRB.

Guess I grew up at a more innocent time. Good to hear from you.

[KoKo]

65. Like all the Bushies....she's flaunting her inappropriateness.

The only reason she has that bathrobe thing half on is because the word is "Babs the dragon lady" gets wacked out about "appropriate dress" and she probably grabbed a vestment garment and threw it over her grandspawn's shoulders and dug a nail or two into her back to make sure she got the point. Ugh......what a trashy family.

[Bridget Burke]

111. At least Barbara Sr didn't wear the outfit!

(Sorry for the disturbing mental image.)

[Virginia Dare]

61. She's either just coming out of bed or ready to get back in...n/t

[DancingBear]

66. The reason is obvious

She doesn't want any men to get "pastor."

Sorry - old joke.

[peekaloo]

68. Hell, the old dude on the far left didn't even wear a tie.

[Tinksrival]

72. HHHHAAAA HHHAAA !!!!

I get it! Poppy likes his bitches manly!

[Catherine Vincent]

84. I just caught your joke.

LOL!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

123. lolz

:spank:

[linazelle]

71. Bush looks like a fish out of water holding that book is all I'm sayin'.nt

[Catherine Vincent]

77. I agree, she should have covered up more.

And it looks like she doesn't have a bra on. And she is with her parents and grandparents and they let her go to church dressed like that? Tacky!

[SPKrazy]

78. Barbara Is Always Looking Hotter Than Jenna

Jenna is too sloppy drunk and has a boyfriend.

Barbara on the other hand has political ambitions

[SPKrazy]

162. But, I Would Fear Catching Something From Either one! n/t

[Fleshdancer]

80. I think she looks fine

but then again, asking an Atheist what to wear to church probably won't accomplish much. :shrug:

[Kerrytravelers]

81. I thought the presence of Satan would cause the church to light in flames.

:evilgrin:

[mitchum]

82. Are they reading aloud from "Mein Kampf?"

[OxQQme]

83. Funny

prolly no minister. just a photo op

"OK. Everybody hold your hymnals and look like your singing."
wtf is a photog doing there????

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. I think she really looks nice.

She's actually dressed nicer than my own daughter was yesterday. I will not stoop to their level and go after the children of politicians.

[Left Is Write]

87. I think she's fine too.

[Beaverhausen]

156. I agree

Maybe some of these posters aren't aware how young women dress these days.

And going after her just makes us look bad.

[leftofthedial]

86. but she had to blow Beelzebub later

and he like to peek down the royal cleavage while getting his demonic knob polished

[BreweryYardRat]

89. BWAHAHA!!!

But I would have thought any sexual activity would give Cheney another heart attack... ;)

[davidthegnome]

88. In all honesty

she's not a bad looking young woman. I don't really give a damn what she wears to church, and fail to see what the big deal is. It's her old man I have a problem with, not her.

[557188]

90. Way to make progressives look bad

Why do people always talk about what women are wearing? I give two craps what someone wears to church. Anyone that pays attention to church attire is stuck in a different era.

This thread is worthless and makes us look bad.

[Skittles]

92. define US

please

[557188]

150. Ok

People that don't care about what others do in church.

Or the sexist nature of always judging a woman based on her clothes.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

124. oh god.

here we go.

[lonestarnot]

91. What a fucking slob. My dogs have better dresses.

[Jigarotta]

95. ewww, showing off your cleavers in church?

long ways from the hat days for the church ladies, huh?

[Jigarotta]

96. * is reading about how to sacrifice your pet goats. nt

[SoCalDemGrrl]

97. OMG I said the same thing!! & at Easter Sunday service...jeez

[pinniped]

98. I'm surprised that evil killer was allowed in the house of God.

That must have been custom built on a set at the pig farm.

[Hekate]

100. Catty, DUers, Catty. nm

[Neil Lisst]

101. The whole thing was a photo op thrown together. They're all casual

Look at Laura. She looks like she's wearing house clothes, too.

Jr and Poppy have ties, but other than that ...

[Vinca]

103. She looks preggers. nt

[marions ghost]

104. this family

had better be praying...for their mortal souls.

Young Barbara appears to be going for the naughty Madonna look or is it naughty Mary Magdalene for Easter? (How about the sacrificial virgin from "The Handmaids Tale")? Well not to be too hard on her--I'd probably be looking for a way to distinguish myself from this bunch too. To complete the look she needs a big ruby-studded cross right where the neckline should be, black bra peeking out and red stilettos. Her family can thank god she's not in Iran where she'd be stoned to death. Freedom of Expression y'know. Have to support the right to be inappropriate.

[paparush]

105. She's dressed just like the Lord Jesus when he arose from the tomb..

you know...when he reincarnated and rose like Bela Lugosi from the dead (Jesus vampire).

Bush = looks like he can't find the damn number for the Hymn..probly cause he's holding a copy of Chilton's Guide to the Ford F-350.

[paparush]

106. BTW - what Church are they in? The stained glass contains the

American eagle complete w/ olive branches (ROTFLMAO) and arrows as the centerpiece...

[SlavesandBulldozers]

128. excellent eye.

that is strange. you think maybe at the front of the church they have some sort of bizarre crucified eagle?

[lutefisk]

148. First thing I thought of was the Nazi eagle emblem

Nazi symbolism appears in Bush photos a little too often. In this case, the the Nazi eagle emblem.

http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_098004425/lg

[bunkerbuster1]

110. She is wearing a sweater over it.

just sayin'.

[cleofus1]

112. doesn't Babs look a lot like

Granny Goodness!!!!!!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

114. this thread is sexist

why does it matter what she wears? if she werent a she would we care?

[cleofus1]

115. but do you think babs looks like granny goodness...

[dusmcj]

160. where'd you get that picture of George Washington ?

Always did know who wore the pants in the Bush 41 WH.

[mondo joe]

126. If she weren't a she would we care? You bet!

There are plenty of posts dissing the appearance of men.

- What Cheney wears to funerals
- Bush's federal cowboy pimp look (wish I could find the photo!)

To say nothing of Bush's various chimp faces.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

127. and people call him a "tramp" and mention too much skin

on these thread?

[mondo joe]

129. Everyone gets mocked for their own stuff.

Everyone doesn't get called a chimp either.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

130. but he is the only one who looks like a chimp

i still think that this thread is sexist.... a young woman should be able to dress like one without everyone having a fit... when they made comments about chelsea's appearance it was cruel..and putting the twins under scrutiny is cruel too

[Name removed]

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[mondo joe]

133. Well there are a few crucial differences.

One is that nothing about Chelsea's looks had anything to do with the Clinton's public statements or persona.
The twins, on the other hand, expose the hypocrisy of the Bush clan.

Chelsea's choices weren't mocked - the choices of the twins are.

Thirdly, Chelsea was a child - the twins are adults.

It's not the twins themselves or a dress that's being mocked - it's the hypocrisy of the whole fucking family.

[WinkyDink]

149. Chelsea was mocked for what she couldn't control: her face.

This spawn comes from Old New England $$, and ought to have manners and a sense of decorum. It's not for us, or for her, but presumably for her God.

[Carni]

136. Oh please how about that photo of Cheney letting it all hang out?

He's sitting -- and horrifyingly enough looks like he could sideline in porn movies (that is if there are people bizarre and desperate enough to watch a man that fugly doing porn)

The photo has been posted here numerous times and the commentary has been ample!

[Carni]

135. Oh Christ yes, we would

Let me be the first to say that I had a FIELD DAY with Cheney's snorkel jacket and hiking boots at one of the Holocaust ceremonies.

[July]

144. I enjoy laughing at Chimpy's getups, too. nt

[LynnTheDem]

117. If CHELSEA had dressed like that to church, what would the RWnuts

have screeched?

[marions ghost]

122. oh yeah

Chelsea would have been dragged through the mud behind the media oxcart and verbally stoned to death.
But when it's a Repug flaunting custom, it's just cutely renegade. Babs would roll her eyes and smile indulgently at young Babs, nothing more. Media double standard.

--------------------

(Edit--maybe that should be "flouting custom"...word police please give me the benefit of the doubt).
But y'all know what I mean...

[July]

146. Absolutely. Chelsea was dragged through the mud WITHOUT dressing like

the Bush twins.

[lukasahero]

139. So what, we're emulating their behavior now?

Now that's something we should aspire to, isn't it? :eyes:

[LynnTheDem]

140. And where did I say it was ok for us to act like rightwingnuts?

I made a simple comment; if Chelsea had dressed like that, the rightwingnuts would have screeched until the cows came home.

Have a nice day! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

141. apparantly the way to beat sexism is with more sexism

[WinkyDink]

151. It isn't sexism. If there were Bush SONS there dressed in,

say, Speedos, I'm fairly sure we'd be making negative comments about that.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

153. she is not in just her panties, is she?

[July]

147. My motive is not based on emulating Republicans.

Nonetheless, sometimes I do things that they also do.

[ThomWV]

118. Tramp

[Xenotime]

120. What a bunch of phoneys....

You can tell * is on the wrong page.

[notadmblnd]

131. that must be her underslip

in her drunken hangover she forgot to put her dress on?

[AngryOldDem]

137. Looks like she just rolled out of bed

'Nuff said.

[WinkyDink]

142. ITA with the O.P.

There's a time and a place. And, BTW, it's also VERY ill-fitting size-wise! Sheesh!

(But then, I also wonder about extremely low-cut bridal gowns.)

[npincus]

145. B*sh church attendance a photo-op.

The New Republic had an article a while back about how infrequently (rarely) B*sh actually attends church, particularly in comparison to the sinful Bill Clinton. Now, I don't give a SHIT how often anyone goes to church- none of my business, but someone who has used religion and religous extremists to beat up opponents and justify horrible public policy (including bringing on Armeggedon, better known amopng his ilk as "End of Days") deserves to be called out as a hypocrite.

[kestrel91316]

152. What? You don't like cleavage and titillation at church? Prude.

[dusmcj]

161. various possibilities:

1. she's pregnant

2. she isn't getting laid enough, and looking like a hottie at Easter Sinday services will get her the kind of fellas who'll work out well at photo ops

3. she's not signed up to Dad's and gramma's program and wants to generate a scandal about how the Bush daughters are immoral. Drunk and disorderly are not enough, now there's (OMFG) sexuality wafting through the horridors of power.

4. she was woken up too early for a staged photo op and it was all the President's men could to to get her into that getup.

5. she is a slob

6. she is a natural woman :P

I have to say that out of all that family she is the most appealing (and not just because she's young and nubile). With any luck, she will escape the clutches of the NWO pervert mind-closers and defilers that her relatives have congress with. Jenna runs a poor second, but maybe she's already made her decision and is going to be drunk and normal rather than political and fucked up.