BUSH: "I'M THE DECIDER" - I Decide What's Best!

[kpete]

http://www.dccc.org/stakeholder/archives/004599.html

I have decidededed...and will continue to decididoo doo doo..until all is decidey done!

[Roland99]

1. Oh christ on a cracker..."I hear the voices"

redrum.

redrum.

Redrum.

Redrum!

REDRUM!

[Initech]

4. Come play with us Mr President... forever and ever and ever!

[0007]

15. In other words, I'm the King, the New Dictator and the people

are all wet & silly & insufficient

[CatWoman]

2. WTF is a "decider"

:wtf:

[TahitiNut]

34. An insider, supply-sider Far-Sider, I guess.

:shrug: I hope he's soon a penal system "insider." Impeach. Indict. Imprison.

[Critters2]

77. Dark-sided!!

He's dark-sided!!!

:scared:

[TahitiNut]

85. You got it. He said "'D'-sider" ... where 'D' stands for 'dark.'

Code words. Rove programs him with code words. :silly:

[Malikshah]

108. Uh...this needs an image and some oooomph see below

He's DARK-SIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Critters2]

111. Thanks!!

:spray:

[jeffrey_X]

53. "one who decides"

great vernacular

[Lerkfish]

54. by definition, a dictator

[wordpix]

57. "I'm a uniter not a divider and a decider not a ..... (fill in blank)"

[Critters2]

92. Hang glider...? n/t

[goclark]

100. flipper? flopper? LOL

He sure is a FOOL minus the er.

[Saphire]

69. one who does all the decidering, I guess.

[antonialee839]

99. I don't know, but it sure would make a

great TV show title "The Decider".

[kenny blankenship]

3. "I'm the decisionator" is what he said.

why don't MSM just report his direct words (even if they aren't in any dictionary) and let people judge him for themselves?

[MoonRiver]

44. Did he really say "decisionator"?

Please say he didn't.... :argh:

[kenny blankenship]

55. He didn't, I'm just kidding around. nt.

[MoonRiver]

56. Whew! I know he's dumb as dirt, but that would have been, well,

not an unexpectedly stupid comment. That's why I asked. :D

[SammyWinstonJack]

64. !

:spray: I can just hear him say that. :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

5. Stand by for Decider!

Racing’ cross the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he’s here amongst us
The age of fire’s at hand

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Salvation bids to ask

Everything he touches
Fries into a crisp,
Let him get close to you
So you’re in his trip,
First you’ll smoke and smoulder
Blister up and singe
When ignition hits you
The very soul of your being will cringe.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Here he comes now
Fall to your knees and repent if you please

Who is this man?
Where is he from?
Decider comes
For everyone.
You’ll never see him
But you will taste the fire upon your tongue

He’s come to make you snap out
Of the state that you are in
Looks around and make you
See the light again
So much self-indulgence
Results in shattered eyes
Predominant complacency
Leads to beguiling lies.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Salvation bids to ask

When he leaps amidst us
With combustive dance
All shall bear the branding
Of his thermal lance,
Cauterizing masses
Melting into one
Only when there’s order
Will his job be done.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Here he comes now
Fall to your knees and repent if you please

Who is this man?
Where is he from?
Decider comes
For everyone
You’ll never see him
But you will taste the fire upon your tongue

Racing past the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he’s here amongst us
The age of fire’s at hand

Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. Scarily apt lyrics.

Who is that?

[JuniperLea]

43. Judas Priest

Yeah, scarily apt, indeed.

"Decider" made me think of "Exciter"... then the lyrics rushed through my head and a chill down my spine.

[C_U_L8R]

6. well he's a pretty piss-poor decider

[Atman]

7. "I'm the decider and I'll get the suiciders."

:eyes:

Whatta maroon.

[livetohike]

8. Was he born with a chip that causes him to forever have the vocabulary

of a three year old? :eyes:

This is too embarassing.

[Norquist Nemesis]

9. Oh, please! It's the "I'M IN CHARGE HERE!" roar.

:eyes:

One of these days he's going don a Freudian Slip and blurt, "I am the Messiah".

[formercia]

10. Just like Hitler in the Bunker

telling the generals on the Eastern Front what to do next. We all know how that turned out.....

[dogday]

11. Scottie said that the President has his "Own Agenda"

His agenda should be to do what the people want.. To honor the people's business.. He is not listening to us....

[baby_mouse]

12. "I'm the WORDY MOUTH-TALKER!"

the hugger, the weeper, the faller off bikes, the dumb-downer, PUKER, the LIAR, the PISSER, SNIGGERER!

[enough]

48. perfect (nt)

[johnnie]

13. And he probably thinks...

..that he is the goodest decider ever.

[seafan]

14. "I'm a war pResident."....."Who cares what YOU think?"....."I don't

believe I owe anybody an explanation."..... "I'm the one who gets to decide, not you."......


Ho, hum.... just more rantings of a cowardly bully.

Mr. *, We The People are coming.


And we and our ally Justice will decide what to do about you and your administration.

[kentuck]

16. Somewhere in this great country is a person smart enough to analyze...

these comments of a "so-called" leader. If they do not you uneasy, you are living in another world. These are the comments of a very sick and demented mind.

[EFerrari]

23. This is the speech of a person who cannot navigate

basic English grammar.

And we're supposed to believe that he was reselected?

I think that's a stretch. :eyes:

[kentuck]

28. It's the different meanings of words in how they are phrased...

"I'm the decider" sounds different from "I will make the decision" - although they both mean the same, they really are not the same.

[EFerrari]

35. Right. He can't manage idiomatic English because he

can't drive the grammar.

I think that's pretty scary.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

27. Visit this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x955987#956626

see post #13

[EFerrari]

47. I'm no psychologist but agree with that doc. The guy

seems to have a kind of malignant narcissism -- where if you are uncertain or shamed, your sense of yourself just collapses and one of the things that drives you is to avoid that feeling at all costs. And, he seems to have some kind of autism going as well.

This is not a good mix for a head of state. :eyes:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

68. He is childlike in many ways also...

..."I'm the decider"---That's something I would expect to hear out of the mouth of a third grader, not an adult, and certainly not a presumably well educated one.

[Pithy Cherub]

18. The bush decider plan: First, make up lies. Then poorly forge stuff.

Next, tell lies based on the first lies and call it the truth. Then tell lies about lies. Pomote the best liars. Keep faithful liars lying and asking "Why do they hate America?" of those who don't believe the lies. Sneakily involve the lazy lying press in progandizing the lies. Spread the lies like jam in every possible direction. Pick a head lying agency, like oh, Faux. Morally annoint yourself the president truth teller about the liars and the lies. Loudly proclaim you are the ultimate decider of the best lies and stand by the liar that supported the lies for war first.

Truly simple...

[Stephanie]

19. ASSHAT

[Dr. Jones]

20. He's the ASSHOLE!

A-Hole in Chief.

[seabeyond]

21. he is such an ass n/t

[sakabatou]

22. "I hear... voices."

The whitecoats are comming! The whitecoats are comming!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

24. K&R... HERE'S WHO BUSH REMINDS ME OF:

[helderheid]

26. LMAO!! Perfect!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

36. He has brought Cartman to my mind for many years

but today he hit the character right on the button

[Rocknrule]

75. In a recent episode, Cartman even said "I AM GOD!"

I've always said that Kyle is the quintissential liberal and Cartman is the quintissential conservative

[Jeffersons Ghost]

82. exactly but cartman has more character than most conservatives

and a better attitude... dresses like them sometimes though...

[MadHound]

25. What a dumbfuck and an embarrassment this man is

He can't even put together a grammatically correct three word sentence:grr:

29. will someone impeach this guy already

we are living in the hell of some rich know-nothing imbecile.

[ShortnFiery]

30. Dear Lord, Our President is totally Whacked out of his Mind ...

Please help us!?!

Congress?

Supreme Court?

Retired Generals?

Help stop this moron from starting a nuclear war?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Bueller?

.... :(

[rucky]

31. We have an 8-year-old in charge, folks. n/t

[madaboutharry]

32. He talks like a five year old.

"I'm the decider." This sounds like one of my kids when they were in kindergarten. I was in the parking lot at school and saw a woman in a white lab jacket walking into the school. I said: "Is that the school nurse?" The reply: "No, that's the eye quizzer."

[EFerrari]

40. This is a kind of pragmatism, isn't it? The man is somewhere

on the autism spectrum.

My husband seems to be an Aspie, and he can be very pragmatic in this way. On the other hand, he is very very smart so he compensates amazingly well.

I don't think Junior has that kind of balance.

[npincus]

33. he's "hearing voices"? Holy shit

Someone call an exorcist.

[TechBear_Seattle]

37. The exact words of a tyrant

"I know what is best. You will do as I say. I will make all the decisions."

Anyone ever read "A Wrinkle In Time" by Madeline L`Engle? I am starting to feel like a resident of Camazotz.

:scared:

[lectrobyte]

38. The voices say "red rum! red rum!"

[gatorboy]

39. "I'm the Strategeryer-er.....er"

And don't forget it!

[helderheid]

41. CLEARLY the work of Speechalist Harlan McCraney! >>

http://gprime.net/video.php/presidentialspeechalist

[EFerrari]

42. Lol!

:rofl:

[helderheid]

60. I'm going to have to watch that video again! :)

Where wings take dream!

[Jose Diablo]

45. "I'm a Decider" a song modified from

I'm a Believer By Neil Diamond



I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a decider
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a decider!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a given thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a decider
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a decider!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

[MelissaB]

80. That's bad, bad, bad!

I love Neil Diamond, and you just ruined the song for me. Now, I'll always think of the "decider".

[Jose Diablo]

86. Well, the song was made famous when the monkeys sang it

so you don't have to think of Neil Diamond when you hear it, think of the Monkeys, it's not hard to dislike the Monkeys, IMO.

[paparush]

46. The Mouse that roared....

[Puglover]

49. I LOVE this!

This freak is digging his own grave here. AND the grave of the GOP we can only hope. I can't wait to see the asshats approval dip below 30.

:rofl:

[kpete]

50. Decider = Machine that always halts

Machine that always halts
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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In computability theory, a machine that always halts — also called a decider (Sipser, 1996) — is any abstract machine or model of computation that, contrary to the most general Turing machines, is guaranteed to halt for any particular description and input (see halting problem).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_that_always_halts

[bullwinkle428]

51. I still enjoyed "You're doing a heckuva job, Rummie!", v 2.0!

...which was another piece of that sound bite!

[StaggerLee]

52. I have to believe

that the kids that he was reading My Pet Goat to have left him in the dust. Probably a scant year or two later.

[dragonlady]

74. This is a very popular misconception

Bush did not read the book to the kids. They were reading it to him and he was supposedly following along. So for all we know, they were already ahead of him then.

[StaggerLee]

79. Ahhh

I stand corrected sensei!

:hi:

[Bluebear]

58. Decider-doodle-doo! Nyah nyah nyah! I hear voices! WHEEEE! nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

59. Chucklenuts seems to be getting a mite testy lately

:evilgrin: Good. Push him a little harder. I want to see a full-scale, vein-popping, rolling-on-the-floor, kicking-and-screaming, oh-God-how-embarrassing, get-the-doctor-in-here, subdue-and-sedate-him-before-he-hurts-himself, king-hell meltdown right on the six o'clock news.

[WinkyDink]

61. Oh, I'll BET he "hears the voices"!

[Bluebear]

102. You know it! nt

[Cleita]

62. Ich bin deine Fuhrer!

Okay my German isn't that hot but you get the drift. In spite of his bad English he is saying in effect that he is the dictator and we have no say in his decisions.

I think when Rumsfeld goes and he will go, Bush should go with him. Because his vociferous defense of the cockroach tells me he knew all along what Rumsfeld was screwing up and he condoned it.

[Eurobabe]

95. Let's all recite, lift that right arm JA WOHL, MEIN COMMANDANT!

Bush IS Hitler reincarnate. If the show fits, wear it.

[hatrack]

63. I thought Decider was Dejuice of Deapple

Guess I was wrong yet again!

[Az_lefty]

65. what a fucking simpleton !!!!

I'm so sick and tired of his juvenile mannerisms and proclamations.

:puke:

On edit: lets not forget him calling Karl Rove "turd blossom". These idiots are right out of the Twilight Zone.

[RedEarth]

66. good god, what an embarrassment

[Justin54B20L]

67. What a bold face lie! He doesn't read the paper!

[BrklynLiberal]

70. It 's MY ball and if you won't let me win, I'm taking the ball home.

What a spoiled, rotten, little twit.
How sad for the world that he has the power to destroy us all.

[SammyWinstonJack]

72. I remember reading something from one of his college friends,

about how ** would DO anything to win, including changing the rules, so that he could "win". I believe it was in the context of sports? Wish I could remember where I read that. At any rate, it sounds like what ** has done his whole life, especially including his political career.

[BrklynLiberal]

87. He is a disgustingly spoiled rotten bully. When he could not get his way,

he got his parents to buy him a win or his way out.
He is such a twit. :puke:

[kpete]

71. The decider

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

73. Lol, that's the first thing I thought of when I heard this

That it sounds like a new action tv show. "Thursday nights on CBS.....it's..... The Decider!"

Maybe he could travel from town to town and decide things for really stupid people.

[SammyWinstonJack]

81. LOL!

Bushie Bad Ass! :rofl: Defender of Bad Decisions! :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

76. How long before "I'm the Decider" becomes "I'm the Dictator"?

[SammyWinstonJack]

83. Well the "Decider" already said "this would be easier if this were

a dictatorship so long as I'm the dictator." I watched him say that on the floor of Congress on 12/18/2000 and I didn't think he was kidding then. In fact, I thought he was dead serious. If he thinks there is any chance of being impeached, I'm sure he will take the necessary steps toward dictatorship. Whatever it takes to keep his sorry butt out of trouble and keep the PNAC crowd on track, keep the war profits rolling in for the BFEE.

[LSK]

78. i have decidered that this is pretty scary

[Imagevision]

84. BUSH: "I'M THE DECIDER" - always a slap in the face when I hear that!

[genie_weenie]

88. I do not understand why the DU is upset with Bush...

As the Chief of the All Powerful State, he gets to decide things like your innocence, when and whom to invade, what you should be doing in your homes, whether your home should be taken to make a new mini-mall, etc...

I don't understand why people are so up in arms now? Just because the dictator in office doesn't hold to some of your beliefs??? The whole history of the US Government has been to erode your rights, keep you down and under control.

The US Government has, since 1783, been slowly eradicating your rights. Certainly, there have been watershed years, at which time more destruction was done to the rights of Americans, the following come to mind: 1786, 1794, 1841, 1861-1865, 1876, 1894, 1914, 1917-1918, 1932, 1953, and 2000.

But, the tracks have been laid for years and it seems only under the * Junta, who like none before him abuses this power out in the open and with unabashed glee, does anyone care to take notice.

The State does not like you, the State will not help you, the State cares only about how much it can squeeze from you (not just monetary) before you are ground into fertilizer for the next batch of fresh meat...

[Lisa]

89. In 2000, he said he didn't like "deciders making the decisions"

We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.
-- Scranton, Pennsylvania, Sep. 6, 2000


And now he are one!

[annabanana]

109. VERY good catch!

The man is a pluperfect idiot!

[kpete]

90. The deciderist

[Zorra]

91. And chimpy, that fact scares the entire free world. n/t

[berni_mccoy]

93. DECIDER = DICTATOR

nuff said.

[Atman]

94. "I hear the voices and I read the front page."

The front page. Where all of his Propaganda Ministry's best work goes. So, he reads his own administration's propaganda, and that what he considers being informed. Oy.

[Notoverit]

96. De Cider House Rules!

A quote from Andy Card comes to mind:


''It struck me ... that this president sees America as we think about a 10-year-old child, ''I know as a parent I would sacrifice all for my children."
Andrew Card

[dzika]

97. VIDEO - Bush: I'm The Decider and I Decide What Is Bet

broadcast on April 18, 2006

VIDEO - Bush: I'm The Decider and I Decide What Is Best

http://www.ameratsu.com/media/vid/cbs/cbs_bush_defends_rumsfeld_060418a_320x240.flv&width=320&height=240&OrigWidth=320&OrigHeight=240">

This morning while announcing staff changes, President Bush explained the inner-workings of presidential authority:

Bush: ...and on Friday I stood up and said I don't appreciate the speculation about Don Rumsfeld. He's doin' a fine job. I strongly support him.

Reporter: What do you say to the critics who believe that you are ignoring the advice of retired generals and military commanders who say there needs to be a change?

Bush: I say I listen to all voices but mine's the final decision and Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. He's not only transforming the military, he's fighting a war on terror - He's helping us fight a war on terror. I have strong confidence in Don Rumsfeld. I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense.

http://www.ameratsu.com/media/vid/cbs/cbs_bush_defends_rumsfeld_060418a_320x240.flv&width=320&height=240&OrigWidth=320&OrigHeight=240">
http://www.ameratsu.com/media/vid/cbs/cbs_bush_defends_rumsfeld_060418a_320x240.flv&width=320&height=240&OrigWidth=320&OrigHeight=240">Video in Streaming Flash format...
Video in Windows Media format...

http://veredictum.com/node/180

[kpete]

98. Breaking News: Bush Releases Pop Single

Breaking News: Bush Releases Pop Single
posted by Shakespeare's Sister | Tuesday, April 18, 2006


And once again, my top-notch secret sources have gotten me the scoop…

President Bush, suffering from plummeting approval ratings and desperate to generate some positive press, has recorded a new single, called “The Decider,” which puts a zany spin on his passionate defense of embattled Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Said White House pressrobot Scott McClellan, “The president felt that, with Iraq persisting as an untenable quagmire, the domestic infrastructure in the toilet, investigations plaguing his administration, and the searing hatred of an increasing swath of the populace aimed in his general direction, it was time for some wacky hijinks.” Dion and the Belmonts, whose 1960’s hit “The Wanderer,” served as inspiration for the recording, could not be reached for comment.


The Decider

Well, I’m the type of guy who will always let you down
Where Rummy critics are, well, you know my disdain will abound
I hate ‘em and ignore ‘em, ‘cause to me they’re all the same
I hate ‘em and ignore ‘em; I don’t even know their names
They call me The Decider, yeah, The Decider
I spin around around around around around…

Well, there’s Rove on my left and there’s Cheney on my right
But Condi is the girl, yeah, that I’ll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt and I got Rummy on my chest
‘Cause I’m The Decider, yeah, The Decider
I spin around around around around around…

Oh well I spin from town to town
I go through life without a care
I sound as dopey as a clown
With my head full of iron and I’m going nowhere

I’m the type of guy that likes to spin the media
I never read a book, not even the encyclopedia
And when I find the haters a-hatin’ on my chum
I tell them no one’s better than my buddy Donny Rum
‘Cause I’m The Decider, yeah, The Decider
I spin around around around around…

‘Cause I’m The Decider, yeah, The Decider
I spin around around around around…

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2006/04/breaking-news-bush-releases-pop-single.html

[baby_mouse]

101. Meaningless drivel. NT

[tomreedtoon]

103. Is that "Dei-cider"? Or "De Cider?"

De Cider is what you drink at apple harvest time. The Dei-cider is someone who kills a god.

Never mind. I think I've answered my own question.

[DemonFighterLives]

104. We have a clueless decider

laughing at the generals.
I feel so safe now.
:argh:

[SlipperySlope]

105. Bush: "Decidulating is hard work"

"I'm a decider, not a uniter."

"You see, when there is a decision to make, and I make the decision, that makes me the decider. And once somethings been decided, you can't undecide it unless I decide you can."

"Dee-Eeh-See-Aye-Dee-You-Are"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

106. And along came a spider...

Who slapped the decider and said:

"Hey peabrain, decider ain't even a word!!"

Good freaking Prudence, the President is a complete idiot.

And this is news HOW Salmon? :rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

107. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, THE DECIDER STAYS THE COURSE BECAUSE...

DEMOCRACIES DON'T WAR?

[Old and In the Way]

110. I decide to deride his AWOL hide.

The imposter-in-chief.