He's a uniter, not a divider, he's a decider!...Set it to music...please!

[glarius]

What a rousing song this could be....:sarcasm:
Of course, to be fair you would have to include...he's a bullshitter and a deceiver and a laughingstock...and...and...and...(Any ideas for lyrics?)

[bdamomma]

1. the biggest

arrogant, ignorant Bullshitter there is. I hate this man, frat boy must go NOW.

[JuniperLea]

2. Already did... ala Judas Priest

Racing’ cross the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he’s here amongst us
The age of fire’s at hand

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Salvation bids to ask

Everything he touches
Fries into a crisp,
Let him get close to you
So you’re in his trip,
First you’ll smoke and smoulder
Blister up and singe
When ignition hits you
The very soul of your being will cringe.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Here he comes now
Fall to your knees and repent if you please

Who is this man?
Where is he from?
Decider comes
For everyone.
You’ll never see him
But you will taste the fire upon your tongue

He’s come to make you snap out
Of the state that you are in
Looks around and make you
See the light again
So much self-indulgence
Results in shattered eyes
Predominant complacency
Leads to beguiling lies.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Salvation bids to ask

When he leaps amidst us
With combustive dance
All shall bear the branding
Of his thermal lance,
Cauterizing masses
Melting into one
Only when there’s order
Will his job be done.

Stand by for decider
Salvation is his task
Stand by for decider
Here he comes now
Fall to your knees and repent if you please

Who is this man?
Where is he from?
Decider comes
For everyone
You’ll never see him
But you will taste the fire upon your tongue

Racing past the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he’s here amongst us
The age of fire’s at hand

Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider
Stand by for decider

[glarius]

3. Are these your words or Judas Priest's?.....They are right on!

They are very apt, whoever wrote them!...(As you can see I know nothing of J.P's music)

[JuniperLea]

6. All Judas... except for the "decider" bit

Yes, very apt. Scary, huh?

I just replaced their word "exciter" for "decider"... when I first saw the story and the word "decider", all I could think about was this JP tune. One of my favorites, but now for another reason.

[BOSSHOG]

4. ZZ Top's "Me So Stupid" is the perfect song for bush

[Chiyo-chichi]

5. a la The Monkees/Neil Diamond

I'm a Decider
as sung by George W. Bush

I thought crowns were just for kings in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
The press is out to get me
That's the way it seems.
Condaleeza’s haunting all my dreams.

Then I stole a race, now I'm a decider
Not a trace of thought in my mind.
I'm in charge, I'm a decider!
Couldn’t be a uniter if I tried.

I think war is more or less a given thing,
Seems the more I invade the less I’m liked.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
I need some Jack Daniels and cocaine.

Then I stole a race, now I'm a decider
Not a trace of thought in my mind.
I'm in charge, I'm a decider!
Couldn’t be a uniter if I tried.