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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:47 PM
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Hey, America---Be "Competitive" with your CAPTIONS...

"...going three times...and Amurka's future is SOLD to my buddies
from Saudi Arabia. Y'all Homeland-types didn't think "competitive"
was gonna mean bringing back our manufaturin' sector, didya?"
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:48 PM
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1. Sieg Heil! I am Der Chimpenfuhrer!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:49 PM
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2. I swear it's THIS BIG!
My ego is this big!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:50 PM
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3. W still wants to make the pie higher
:crazy:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:51 PM
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4. You must be THIS BIG to play the President
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:53 PM
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5. My rider says I am to have at least one short bald man at every stop.
I'm WAITING!
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:57 PM
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6. ~~Here is my handle, here is my spout.~~
Edited on Tue Apr-18-06 01:58 PM by GodlessBiker
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 02:16 PM
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7. I have decided that, before this decade is over....
we will send one these satellite thingies up into space! Then this space technology will help us develop new things. I choose to do it, not because it is easy, but because presidenting is hard! Or something like that. Anyway, I'm the decider! So there!
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