Someone TOLD him he was the decider.

[baby_mouse]

The whole thing stinks of personal trainer motivational garbage.

Someone's not just writing his speeches but writing his BRAIN.

So who's giving him all these lovely poles to hang onto? "Hugger." "Weeper." "Decider." (My *Dad* does this sort of backwards non-thinking as well! Settling on pleasantly phrased pseudo-certainties just to rid himself of having to deal with the awkwardnessof complex questions and assuming that it makes him feel better it must be the right thing to do. Christ...)

Poppy? Babs? Laura? Karl? Donnie? Dick?

WHO IS WRITING THE PRESIDENT'S BRAIN?

[babylonsister]

1. K-K-K-Karl. nt

[baby_mouse]

2. Porgie's BESTEST BESTEST PAL.

TURDBLOSSOM would NEVER exploit GEORGIE PORGIE...

[eleny]

3. I can just see w and Laura

"Hey honey, just for tonight - you be "The Decider"! *Squeal!*

[baby_mouse]

5. ICK!

Scrubs eyes with BLEACH

[unblock]

4. he really talks like he's profoundly mentally challenged. i serious.

and no insult to the mentally challenged. most of the ones i know (including a couple in my extended family) are more articulate, thoughtful, and certainly have VASTLY more compassion and worldly understanding then shrub.

but the whole "i'm a <verb>er, i <verb> things" is a construct that most of us grow out of before we get to nursery school. unless we're profoundly mentally challenged, that is....

i'm a war president. i preside over wars.
i'm a leader. leaders lead.
i'm a governor. governors govern.
i'm a decider. i decide things.

what a moran!

[xxqqqzme]

8. you forget his definition of a sovereign nation

it has sovereignty!

[Canuckistanian]

9. "we look for things"

He talks just like these guys.

[unblock]

21. paklids! make it go! we are not smart! you are smart!

:rofl:

thanks for the memories!

[IChing]

6. See photo in my post: "Yeah, you're the decider, that's funny."

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. "Decider"?

There's such a word? There's no such word. He doesn't dare use the phrase "decision-maker," because we all know that's Dickless Cheney's job title.

Oh, fuck, he's in a worse meltdown than I am.

I'm series. I think something REALLY BAD is going to happen soon, and we're going to suffer.

I got this horrible, horrible feeling, and I'm just glad we're only 10 minutes from the Pentagon, 15 from the White House and Capitol - we'll never even know we've been pulverized.

Small gratitudes.

[rzemanfl]

10. Keep dropping hints like this Leftie and I am going to figure out

who you are. I looked up "decider" because I didn't think it was a word either. It is a sports term, mostly. We know * couldn't say "decision maker" too complex and scary.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. I AM THE GREAT IYAM!

And, if I'm not mistaken, I sell dog food.

No?

I'm dissolving in a hot, fierce puddle of hatred that I really didn't know was within my grasp. This thing is just going so insane so fast, I really am starting to think the end is coming.

After all, isn't this what Fuckface wants - Armageddon?

Well, Armageddon pretty fucking tired of it, I must say.

You got your heroic post to me deleted the other night - did you see that? I am now, of course, even more dedicated to you than before.

[rzemanfl]

17. As long as they deleted the post about you, I'm cool with that.

I don't get deleted often. You know, I would have no problem with a sane President getting full spectrum war planning, it's the nutcase factor that concerns me. I'm concerned for my children and grandchildren. The time may come for us older folks to limp to the barricades with our .22's and trap guns and take one for the team.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. Yeah, that was the one -

but my flower to you stays up, so that's good.

Of course we're concerned for our progeny. I did a rant about taking myself up to the U of Texas tower, a la Charles Whitman, and starting something because not one legislator ANYWHERE is standing up to these goons, these thugs, these murderous madmen, and we're lost out here. Victims. Because no one has balls to tell these fuckers that THEY CANNOT DO THAT.

I'm series. I've never had less hope and more apprehension.

Thankfully, I'm heavily sedated.

[rzemanfl]

23. I still have hope, but it is dimming. What concerns me is the

holy rollers in our Air Force being hot to do the job. If * hits Iran Iraq will be Stalingrad for the Army and Marines. When the Straits of Hormuz are blocked the U.S. will become a vast junkyard of out of gas cars.

Plus, hurricane season is coming...

[OldLeftieLawyer]

24. Are we a theocracy yet?

I saw a good quote about evangelicals that said something like, "Just because you're not allowed to control everyone with what you think and spew all that you believe anywhere you want to doesn't mean you're being discriminated against."

I'm old, kiddo, but I've never seen it so bad. Never. And we watched Nixon fly away, don't forget ............

[rzemanfl]

25. You are bringing me down Leftie. Pretend to be stupid and not

see it coming.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

26. OK, then, my dear .........

More steroids. More Xanax.

PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[rzemanfl]

27. Secret, top secret. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

28. What poll?

Am I gonna start getting hate PMs again? Because I just opened my PMs after closing them down for so long.

[rzemanfl]

29. Didn't mention your name and did some deleting. Now don't be

getting on me for that "For a hot time in D.C. area, PM OldLeftieLawyer" post. It wasn't me. You?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

30. Oh, that one...........

That's ok. I keep that one up in all the police call boxes.

Thank you for your support.

[rzemanfl]

12. I re-read your post. I'm thinking June 10th, 8 days after "Divine

Strake" just like "Shock and Awe" was 8 days after MOAB test.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. See?

They're unstoppable, don't you see? No one is doing or saying anything to get in their way.

I have a friend who's in charge or terrorist stuff at a major naval base here on the East Coast, and he told me just a while ago that he honestly thinks there'll be an attack on Iran - and soon.

Fuck all. And I sent in that fucking IRS check.

[rzemanfl]

20. Maybe it won't have time to clear. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

22. Don't try

There's no cheering me up now.

I'm too far gone.

[gatorboy]

11. A "Decider"? "Strategery"?

Is anyone else tired of Bushbonics?

[baby_mouse]

13. It may , if there is a future, make the basis of a marvellous parlour game

I'm sure we could come up with some...

[kurth]

16. He's not just a decider, he's a decision decider

aka a resolute moron.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. He's a murderer

That's never to be forgotten.