Caption the Chimp! (photo)

[Sparkly]

[kentuck]

1. "He's got the whole world in his hands..."

Humming in the background.

[babylonsister]

2. This is my approval rating; a big, fat goose egg! nt

[Rick Myers]

3. "Head like a Hole, Black as his Soul!"

[baby_mouse]

4. "I'm the Masturbator."

"I masturbate things."

[Arugula Latte]

22. Heh heh.

good one! :thumbsup:

[Oceansaway]

5. zero,nada,zip,zilch

thats my sperm count and my IQ !!!

[WI_DEM]

6. "you too can hold my balls in your hands--how much am I bid?"

[rock]

7. Well, this is the size of my asshole.

Let's just see if I can get my head in it.

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Can you see thru to the other side of my head?

[deminks]

9. I got zero political capital left, zero. Anybody got some I can borrow?

[helderheid]

10. This is how much credibility I have.

[Trillo]

11. I can't hear you. (n/t)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

12. "This many,

I have this many brains!"

[peace13]

13. When Gannon got done with me...

the hole in my rear end felt this big! Sorry

[Oceansaway]

14. LoL...n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

15. "I want the lobotomy right here, Doc." n/t

[jimshoes]

16. If you could only

see what goes on in my mind...

[pacalo]

17. I care this much for the average American.

Now, if you ask me how I feel about the wealthiest Americans, I'd say this big (holds out arms as far as the decidinator possibly can).

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. (In The U.N.) "Eh Ehxcuse Me, Mr. Annan? Can I Please Go To The Bathroom?"

[C_U_L8R]

19. "My heart is like this... two sizes too small"

Everybody sing-along....

You're a mean one, Mr. Bush.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Bush!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Bush,
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Bush!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Bush!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Bush!
Given a choice between the two of you...
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Bush.
You're the king of sinful sots.
You're hearts a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Bush!
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Bush,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked jerky jockey.
And you drive a crooked 'hoss', Mr. Bush!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable...
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Bush,
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Bush,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!


(apologies to the Grinch and thanks to Dr Seuss)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. "Then, as I slip under the horse...."

:evilgrin:

[Lefty48197]

21. See! I can pull rocks right out of my head.

Must be a million of em in there.

[Arugula Latte]

23. "See, this is the size of my brain, see?" n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

24. *insert Jon Stewart impression* Hehehe My brain weigh this much hehehe

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. ZERO!

[porphyrian]

26. "I'm a fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t