If crazy christo-fascist zombies wanted their own "territory"

[YouthInAsia]

would you agree to give it to them? Hypothetically speaking, of course. I know it would be impossible, but sure, I'd give them a state or two. And we could wall it off and they had to swear to never ask us for shit and they couldnt come "back" into the "old" country EVER. And neither could their kids. Once you're in there, you're in there. Impose all the restrictive laws you want. Do what ya like, but leave the rest of us alone.

[Lib Grrrrl]

1. Hell, Yes

Give them Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia. We won't miss 'em.

[stepnw1f]

10. There Are Plenty of Dems in Those States

I say we ship them all to Iraq and make them actually fight for the Iraqi's freedom. Gee! What a thought! Make the perpetrators do the fighting.

[marmar]

15. Agreed...Hell Yes...

but I'm thinking Idaho, Montana and Utah. We can get our potatoes elsewhere.

[Lib Grrrrl]

30. Yeah, But

see, FL, GA, AL, and MS are full of religious crazies, anyway...and it's out on the corner of the country, so it poses no travel barrier to the rest of us...plus, the Cubans could then use their rafts and whatnot to get to Jesusland. Why not, the Cubans all vote Repuke, anyway...who the hell wants them here?

Shit, they can go get Elian back, and brainwash him into being a good little Repuke, too.

[Lib Grrrrl]

31. Besides

my brother lives in GA. There's nothing I'd like better than for my brother to have exactly the government he desires.

[Liberal Veteran]

24. I miss Georgia. I grew up there and would gladly live there IF..

...it wasn't taken over by so many idiots sticking their noses in everyone else's business.

It's a lovely state and if it were a nice liberal place, I'd move back their in an instant.

[kevinbgoode]

2. I'd make it a felony offense for them to cross the border.

And the only place I'd "give" them is Jamaica. They already like to murder gays down there, so the fundies will fit right into that culture.

[YouthInAsia]

3. but weed is legal down there! We cant ruin such a great

vacation spot with fundies!!! LOL

[NorCalDem]

19. Now we know where your priorities are :)

aight, back to the bong :D

[YouthInAsia]

25. i have too much weed buried outside the patio of our hotel room

so if I ever go back, it'll be right there awaiting my return. cant let the fundies get to my stash!

[T Roosevelt]

4. Fuck 'em - send them to Saudi Arabia

Let them have it out with the other fundies in this world...then we'll have this country to ourselves.

[stepnw1f]

11. Sounds Good to Me (nt)

[NewJeffCT]

5. How about the Northern Marianas?

They can put their kids to work in the sweatshops.

[YouthInAsia]

8. good idea!

[laheina]

26. That's just what I was thinking!

Let them live on the island that Jack built.

[IntravenousDemilo]

6. Well, you know, if all the CCFZs were rounded up and isolated in a few

...areas, they'd be much easier to bomb the shit out of. DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

[rpannier]

7. Yeah...

but I'm not sure which area they should be allowed to destroy.
They'd wind up polluting the air and water because "The 2nd Coming would be any day now."
Which means they'd damage our ecology as well.

Kinda like "The Lorax" story.

[Redstone]

9. Yup. No matter how much it cost to compensate the rational people

who lived in whatever state set aside for the crazies and wanted to leave, it would be worth it.

Double my taxes to make that happen, and I'd pay with a smile.

Redstone

[YouthInAsia]

12. Yeah, I'd pay to get rid of em too.

[unblock]

13. sounds kinda like north korea!

[saltpoint]

14. A compound in the Seychelles would be good. The rest of the

Seychelles is, I believe, about 99% or so Muslim.

Very little chance they'd ever get the urge to infiltrate Islamic schools, mosques, and so forth. They'd have to keep to themselves.

[Taxloss]

40. But the Seychelles are lovely.

Too good for them. I say Georgia. South Georgia, that is. The island:

[AX10]

16. Send em' all to Saudi Arabia and let all the relgio-facists live together.

and be even more so interbred.

[Auntie Bush]

17. Now that's a heavenly idea!

[ChristianLibrul]

18. They can move to Argentina

If they can't live according to the Constitution and share America with us, they can join the rest of the confederate and nazi holdouts in Argentina. There's quite a community down there who would welcome more fellow theofascists.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

20. You bet I would, with a few conditions:

1) Give them nothing of our taxes. They hate taxes, so they should figure out how to put up an infrastructure, etc. without a taxation system and without the "charity" of our taxes.
2) They would have to request a visa to travel to our neck of the woods, and have to wear an ankle bracelet in our area so they could be tracked down in case they decided to stay.

[YouthInAsia]

23. we could insert a gps tag in them so if they ever escaped

across our border, we could shoot em down with those unmaned drones.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

41. ahahahaha! Only if they start flapping their lips to preach

If they merely want to infiltrate, I think we should use electrical shocks to get them to get back to their miserable nasty-ass Xian country, and leave our lovely one pristinely lovely. :)

[Warpy]

21. WEll, you'd have to have an equivalent property exchange

program. Sane people shouldn't be forced to lose everything just because their states were to be given to lunatics.

However, Florida comes to mind. It's stuck down there all by itself and wouldn't become a transportation obstacle for those of us who have to travel, there's already a huge contingent of the religiously insane there, especially in the Panhandle, and frequent hurricanes might even get them to rethink things. Besides, they'd probably want to move there, sunny Florida and all that.

Of course, the barrier would have to be there but there would have to be exchange programs. As more people here go religiously isane, we could move them there. As some of the nutters see the light, they could be readmitted here after mandatory deprogramming.

Then again, it could all end up like the part of the Douglas Adams novels where the great civilization sent all its useless people (agents, telephone sanitizers) off into space, then was driven into extinction by a virus spread by contaminated telephones.

It's nice to think about, though.

[Liberal Veteran]

22. Give 'em North Dakota (minus the missile silos)

It's big and fairly empty and has plenty of arable land.

[northofdenali]

27. Much as I hate to give up a part of Alaska -

how 'bout the Aleutians? You've heard of a "cold day in hell"? Let's get 'em ready!!

[Cleita]

42. Aleutians are too nice. How about the North slope?

Doesn't it have a lot of oil as well? We will leave out ANWAR.

[Liberal In Texas]

28. I like a Golgafrincham type solution. From H2G2:

"The planet Golgafrincham creatively solved the problem of middle managemers: it blasted them in to space.

Golgafrinchan Telephone Sanitisers, Management Consultants and Marketing executives were persuaded that the planet was under threat from an enormous mutant star goat. The useless third of their population was then packed in Ark spaceships and sent to an insignificant planet."

Instead of middle managers and TV producers, we could send our useless third: bushbots (or those people who still pop up in polls supporting *.)

[tom_paine]

29. They wouldn't be the monsters they are if they didn't want it ALL

You cannot appease Nazis. They simply will not stop until the Enlightenment is fully snuffed out and the condition of world freedom returns to a pre-1776, perhaps a pre-1476, state.

Besides, the entire Empire of Amerika is under their rule and the Camps are already being prepared.

The question is therefore, moot.

[warrens]

32. Let's send them all to the Pacific island of

Krakatoa. Pure paradise as long as they can tread water.

[leeroysphitz]

33. Escape form Alabama? Like the John Carpenter film from

the 80's? I'm there. In fact I'd volunteer for a stint gaurding the wall.

The DUKE of Alabama, the A-number one ...

[Hell Hath No Fury]

34. In a heartbeat....with one change.

I would have no problem with giving the CAC a place all their own to get them the fuck out of the US.

But, I would also make sure there was an undergroud railroad out for all the women and children who come to their senses and realize they want out of CrazyChristianLand.

Just as their are women and children in Saudi Arabia/Afghanistan/Iraq who want -- and deserve -- to be free of their repressive theocracies, there will be CAC's who wake up and want out.

[rucky]

35. They DO want their own territory...South Carolina

TESTING THE FAITH
Christians look to form
'new nation' within U.S.
Same-sex marriage called last straw prompting plan for 1 state to secede

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Posted: May 24, 2004
1:00 a.m. Eastern


By Joe Kovacs
© 2004 WorldNetDaily.com



One less star?

Calling the approval of same-sex marriage in Massachusetts "the straw that broke the camel's back," a group of Christian activists is in the beginning stages of an effort to have one state secede from the United States to become its own sovereign nation.

"Our Christian republic has declined into a pagan democracy," says Cory Burnell, president of ChristianExodus.org, a non-profit corporation based in Tyler, Texas. "There are some issues people just can't take anymore, and might finally wake up the complacent Christians."

Burnell is leading the charge for a peaceful secession of one state from the union, and after originally considering Alabama, Mississippi and South Carolina due to their relatively small populations, coastal access, and the Christian nature of the electorate, Burnell says South Carolina has been selected as the target location.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38571

www.christianexodus.org

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

36. Sure, imagine how much the incest and child abuse rates would drop. n/t

[rucky]

44. And average IQ would rise. n/t

[politicat]

37. Only if the area they get is a) landlocked and b) not on a border.

We don't want that lunacy being able to cross into other countries... that would definitely be an act of war.

I'm thinking Kansas and Oklahoma, personally. And the fact that if they became a new country, Colorado would not have to honor their current water rights would be okaley-dokaley with me....

Let 'em try some dryland farming. Without water. Then they'll know how the gods really feel about fascist hypocrites.

[Initech]

38. I say we give them Alaska...

They can have their own territory as long as they're willing to deal with freezing cold temperatures. :evilgrin:

[ihaveaquestion]

39. Sure! I'd move and let them have Florida! n/t

[Cleita]

43. With global warming coming, everyone would be wise to

leave Florida ASAP.