Easter Bunny accused of hitting customer

[NoAmericanTaliban]

FORT MYERS, Fla. - The Easter Bunny has been fired - for losing his head. Arthur J. McClure, 22, who had been hired to play the Easter Bunny at a local mall has been accused of removing the head of the costume and hitting a customer, authorities said.

McClure punched Erin Johansson when she got upset that the photo exhibit was closing 10 minutes early Saturday night, police reports said. The incident was witnessed by dozens of people at the Edison Mall, including 15 children...

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20060418/44446440_3ca6_1552620060418-964252338

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Is this part of the war against Easter. :)

[aquart]

1. Well, at least he took the head off.

[nonconformist]

2. What an idiot. nt

[saltpoint]

3. Must have made quite an impression on the small folks there to see

the Easter Bunny and get a bag of candy or whatever the hell you're supposed to get from the Easter Bunny...

...and to have the Easter Bunny himself throw a shitfit at one of the moms and rip his own head off and sock her one.

It would be fun to have a videotape of this week's show-and-tell in those kids' schools, wouldn't it?

[TlalocW]

4. What's the Easter Bunny doing the other 364 days of the year?

Kicking your ass.

http://www.break.com/index/easterbunny1.html

TlalocW

[tularetom]

5. Billo Riley told me this was gonna happen

Obviously this is a librul secular attack upon the Easter Bunny by librul secularists.

[wtmusic]

6. Easter's fighting back!

Mobilize the troops!

[Swamp Rat]

7. Bunny Gone Bad!

:D