Bush forced to evacuate chopper

[CatWoman]

President Bush and his entourage leaving the White House today for Alabama had to evacuate the Marine One chopper

Bush left the helicopter smiling, saying there had been some sort of incident and everyone was asked to leave. There is no word on the nature of the incident.

On board the chopper with Bush was Scott McClellan, who had just resigned, and advisor Karl Rove. Two others were also on board.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................

http://www.baynews9.com/content/74/2006/4/19/154562.html

[underpants]

1. He didn't call "Shotgun"

Rove told him to get off

[CatWoman]

3. hahahaha

i just posted this link in your thread :hi:

[SpiralHawk]

34. Nah, Rove cut the cheese and stunk the chopper out

It was a Smell Emergency.

[Atman]

2. Scotty broke down crying and he and Rove started hugging

Bush got all creeped out at the homofication of Marine One, and decidered to have it fumigated.

[CatWoman]

4. "this is what it sounds like

when doves cry"

:rofl:

[Imagevision]

22. Who will Rove be hugging?? (Gannon/Guckert?)

[goclark]

26. You all couldn't be serious? Really?

[LisaLynne]

5. That's weird.

It's just ... weird. :wtf:

[marions ghost]

6. scotty accidentally threw up

on Rove.

[Atman]

9. Scotty realized HE HAS NO FAMILY TO GO HOME TO!

WAAAH! Karl! What'll I dooooo?

[KingFlorez]

7. Maybe they got into a fight

They probably got into a fight like on a cheesy primetime soap opera

[CatWoman]

10. "As the Stomach Turns"?

:D

[lonestarnot]

8. Bin Fart'n cut the cheese.

[magellan]

11. Scotty could be the cause of this

Don't think he was expecting his post to be "refreshed and reinvigorated". Got into it with Bush** or Rove; Bush** walked out. Just a gut feeling.

[hippiechick]

12. Could be they planned for Scotty to take the flight alone ?

:tinfoilhat: Heading out over the desert, maybe ? Jus' sayin' ...

[bdamomma]

13. sounds very weird.

these guys are such creeps. mechanical problems maybe? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[onehandle]

14. "incident" The press needs to push for an explanation.

Sorry. I was daydreaming of when the press did its job.

[Supersedeas]

15. snap out of it...the shillage class will remain the chattering shills

[johnnie]

16. Some sort of incident?

It might have went like this:

"Ok, where the hell is the scotch?"

"I'm sorry Mr President, we didn't stock the bar this morning"

"God damn you people.. I AM THE DECIDER! I decide when the bar gets stocked and I want it stocked"

"Excuse me Mr. President, can you please leave the aircraft, we have orders not to fly when you are half in the bag".

[lpbk2713]

17. Boosh pulled the old "Pull my Finger" trick on Scotty.

Just for old times sake.

[gristy]

18. As others here have said, and I completely agree...

somebody farted. :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

19. KKKarl farted

[NNN0LHI]

20. Maybe Rove noticed the Marine pilot was reading the Koran? n/t

[goclark]

25. ROTFL

[Imagevision]

21. No, he just wanted no part of Scottie's sad ass face!

"I gave my all to you sir" - Bush; "yeah well, who's next??!

[Glimmer of Hope]

23. This is so funny. It is pretty obvious there was a little spat of some

kind. hehehehe!

[goclark]

24. So where is CNN and Co.?

[CatWoman]

33. Aruba? Duke University?

the Pacific, waiting to interview a shark?

[RebelOne]

27. Supposedly, a radio problem.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/19/D8H34DGG0.html

[Mr_Spock]

28. So the rotor didn't fly off and slice the chopper up?

darn :D

[dusmcj]

29. NWO publicity scam to paint Rove & Doughboy into the doghouse. nt

[Jose Diablo]

30. What I've seen when men panic

Often times when men are faced with fear driven panic, they lose control of their rectums and literally shit their pants. Due to the panic, the crap is runny, as the muscles in the intestine lose control and spasm, the crap shoots-out staining the back of the trousers and runs down their legs. It has a certain stench that is unmistakable. It's the smell of fear.

I do hope, that the 'football' is secured/controlled during this 'transition'. If the ability to launch is in someone hands that is unable to contain their fear, our country is in a vulnerable position.

[novalib]

32. Ummmmmm.......

I think the news was that Bush had to evacuate the chopper.

Not that he had to evacuate in the chopper.

(Your version may be correct, however!)

[SpiralHawk]

35. Well with kommander AWOL and Five Deferments Cheney leading

America, we can all rest easy, knowing for sure that our TOP EXECUTIVES are doubtless well equipped with Adult Full-Flood Pampers.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

31. The Retired Generals sent a message?