Meet Our New Press Secretary: Scottie-Bot v2.0

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The makers of Grovelbot bring you the latest in press management technology - Scottie-Bot! No human can endure the slings and arrows of a biased liberal media - and no human has to. The Scottie-Bot 2.0 is equipped with all the ducks, dodges, circular answers and non-sequiter non-answers a president needs, plus, a special infrared Helen Thomas ignore feature that will repel even the toughest flak. And it always stays on message.

Just listen to Scottie-Bot in action:

"I reject that premise..."

"That question has already been answered."

"The American people stand with the president."

"This is a matter of national security."

"I'm just a robot. You'll have to ask someone in that department."

"Talon News, your question..."

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1. LOL!

Funny---but true!