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[Kadie]

[Ezlivin]

1. I told Laura not to wash my codpiece in hot water!

Now there's not enough room for Condi to slip in her fingers.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I've got to faceHelen Thomas

since Snotty has quit......

[thereismore]

3. Oh, that's precious. nt

[aden_nak]

4. Boy, Jeff sure was in an angry mood last night.

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Damn. I go off script just once, and Karl gives me

one of his industrial-strength wedgies. . . . Geez, it hurts."

[movie_girl99]

6. WTF..

so i have no caption for that mug.

[Fridays Child]

7. He just floated a killer air biscuit.

The camera failed to catch the guy behind him passing out, mere seconds later.

[pacalo]

8. Reminds me of a man whose face was paralyzed into an odd

expression after taking a counterfeit "valium" that was sold to him on the street.

Saw that last night on the emergency room series on the Discovery Health channel. Made me laugh out loud. His expression was frozen into a hideous "grin"; the doctor gave him an antidote to bring him back down.

[reichstag911]

9. What's with the guy...

...with the tiny Beetlejuice head behind Bush?

[shenmue]

10. It's Godzilla!

Run for your lives!

[LisaLynne]

11. Ok, seriously ...

is that Photoshopped? :wtf: I think I just got more scared that I already was. That is not the expression of a sane man.

[Kadie]

20. Sadly

it is not photoshopped.

"I think I just got more scared that I already was. That is not the expression of a sane man" - I know what you mean!

:scared:

[sarge43]

12. "Those damn kids. They put itching powder in that black speedo."

[enid602]

13. Bush

Looks like he's doing a Katherine Harris impersonation. He's got the smile down.

[DaveJ]

14. "I'm becoming more troll like every day."

Okay, I'm not sure if he would really say that, just an observation on my part.

[partylessinOhio]

15. What disturbs me is -

that a Democrat Governor, Joe Manchin, would appear with such trash.

That little dweeb between them is the Indiana Governor that sold their toll road to a foreign country. Part of his bio:

...Prior to running for public office for the first time in his life, Mitch Daniels served in top leadership positions in business and government. Today he is using this experience to focus on strengthening Indiana's economy, reforming state government, and restoring the fiscal integrity of the State.

Governor Daniels brought to state government an extensive background in business as President of Eli Lilly and Company's North American Operations and CEO of the Hudson Institute. Gov. Daniels and the Indiana General Assembly quickly reorganized the state's commerce department into the public-private Indiana Economic Development Corporation (IEDC). During its first year of operation, this new entity, structured like a business with the Governor serving as Chairman of the Board, closed more transactions than in the previous two years combined - resulting in the commitment to create more than 18,500 new jobs in Indiana.

Governor Daniels called upon his experience in business and as advisor to then-Indianapolis Mayor Richard Lugar, Chief of Staff to Senator Lugar, Senior Advisor to President Ronald Reagan, and Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to President George W. Bush to closely scrutinize the manner in which the state conducts its business. ...

[Dinger]

16. "I Just Shit My Pants"

and it's all squishy in there"

[DaveJ]

17. BTW, isn't the American flag pin...

...on the pResident sort of redundant? Under NORMAL circumstances couldn't we assume that the President supports the U.S. without the need for a pin. I mean if the President feels he needs to wear a flag pin why not go all out and wear a flag suit like Uncle Sam. Repukes are just so transparent.

[Rocknrule]

18. "So be it, liberal...

If you will not be turned, you will be DESTROYED!"

[paparush]

19. Uncle Dick told me to crunch my 'special' pill.

[Xenotime]

21. I made doodie in my pants.

What's up with all the red ties. Boy, that staff really brown noses him doen't they?

[MisterP]

22. sweet fancy Moses, he has sharp teeth, like Jaws

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. "Damn you Daddy! Why ain't this fixed already?"

"Like Arbusto, and the Texas Rangers, and Harken and and and and....."

[imax2268]

24. I'M THE FUCKING DECIDER...!

IT'S MY GOVERNMENT BITCHES...!

[jillan]

25. Dam - I forgot my talking points! n/t