Outplacement ideas for Scottie?

[KamaAina]

Here's mine: meteorologist. I mean, no one believes a damn word that comes out of his mouth, anyway... :evilgrin:

edit: spelling

[enid602]

1. Scottie

Gannon can use him as a fluffer. Appropriate use of the mouth from which so many lies have been spewed.

[mapatriot]

2. Water Boy

Water Boy for the NY Mets. He's had lots of experience doing menial errands for a losing team.

[KamaAina]

6. But the Mets have the best record in baseball

Far too good for Scottie. How about the Kansas City Royals, former employers of the OxyMoron himself, Rush Limbaugh?

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[rustydog]

3. He was such a water carrier for bush's war, let chunko fight in Iraq

[opihimoimoi]

4. Prolly ....Big Oil will bail his ass outta the Money Sling....

[Warpy]

5. The weather is the ONLY part of the news that has any chance

of being right. He's underqualified.

How about tobacco company legal staff? Tobacco company researcher?

He can make anti pot DEA commercials.

There are a lot of jobs out there for pathological liars.